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Gef the talking mongoose???
Aries: Someone comfortable, relaxed, someone who feels like home. The sort of person to sit down with a fresh cup of meat to watch your favorite colors and shapes on the image box. No hair.
Taurus: Demanding in the sense that they desire constant contact. Touch as a love language. Anode only slightly corroded by weathering. Maintains a lethally high electrostatic charge for hunting and deterring predators.
Gemini: Someone passionate and giving, someone who will take that extra step. The sort of person who loves you with their whole heart, and several other hearts that aren’t theirs.
Cancer: An excellent kisser and a master with physical affection, speaks only in lies because they’re one of the two siblings from a riddle. Will let you in to their labyrinth of wishes.
Leo: Small but constant gestures. Remembers your favorite foods, favorite songs, the names of your friends, even the ones you haven’t mentioned. Always putting on puppet shows where the marionettes looks uncannily like people you know.
Virgo: Very cute, a bit of a space cadet. More than once you’ll catch them idly staring at you, leading to a fit of bashful laughter. Rarely if ever switches into their combat form, and even then always has a justification. Puts in the effort.
Libra: Busy, driven, and solitary. Leaves you little notes around the house, responds thoughtfully to every text. Date nights go all out. Used to live in the walls of your home but its chill now.
Scorpio: Tries to keep it cool and casual but is maybe a little bit smitten. Loves through acts of service and could honestly use some reassurance. Has died at least twice over the course of the relationship so far. Great hair.
Ophiuchus: Creative, passionate, a bit wild, can be pretty intense at times but in the best possible way. Constantly wants to show you new things. Specifically things related to abandoned buildings with no people around them.
Sagittarius: Writes you love letters even though you talk every day. Talks a lot about the things they like and wants to share their interests with you. Cannot experience pain or fear. Covered in scars. Excellent cook.
Capricorn: Teases you, cracks jokes, your own personal hype squad. Impulsive, and may not make the best decisions. Very protective of you and the cursed clock that houses their soul.
Aquarius: Gives you space, understands that you have your own life, but enjoys every moment they spend with you. Occasionally vanishes when you blink but almost always comes back if you just blink again.
Pisces: Considerate, methodical, patient. Asks for your input on things. Intellectual conversation and heart pounding chases through the sonoran desert as the both of you slowly lose blood. Spoils you.
My Comic Invasion 2025 haul
Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.
fun game: if u listen to a weird variety of things reblog this with 3 bands u like that are completely different from each other and probably shouldnt even be in the same library
The experience of listening to this album is like this: You are listening to your cool rocker friend play and around 10 minutes in he suddenly gets possessed by an angelic being and plays the most hauntingly beautiful song you've ever heard which leaves you changed forever. But after that he goes back to normal and continues like nothing happened
This song stands out from the rest of the album like a wonderful, ethereal sore thumb
Aesthetic and meme spam with some drawings here and there. I even have opinions!
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