Nameanot - You're Always Crashing Into Teeth

Everyone who reblogs this will find a pic of a frog in their messages

Gef the talking mongoose???

The Signs and Love VI:

Aries: Someone comfortable, relaxed, someone who feels like home. The sort of person to sit down with a fresh cup of meat to watch your favorite colors and shapes on the image box. No hair.

Taurus: Demanding in the sense that they desire constant contact. Touch as a love language. Anode only slightly corroded by weathering. Maintains a lethally high electrostatic charge for hunting and deterring predators.

Gemini: Someone passionate and giving, someone who will take that extra step. The sort of person who loves you with their whole heart, and several other hearts that aren’t theirs.

Cancer: An excellent kisser and a master with physical affection, speaks only in lies because they’re one of the two siblings from a riddle. Will let you in to their labyrinth of wishes.

Leo: Small but constant gestures. Remembers your favorite foods, favorite songs, the names of your friends, even the ones you haven’t mentioned. Always putting on puppet shows where the marionettes looks uncannily like people you know.

Virgo: Very cute, a bit of a space cadet. More than once you’ll catch them idly staring at you, leading to a fit of bashful laughter. Rarely if ever switches into their combat form, and even then always has a justification. Puts in the effort.

Libra: Busy, driven, and solitary. Leaves you little notes around the house, responds thoughtfully to every text. Date nights go all out. Used to live in the walls of your home but its chill now.

Scorpio: Tries to keep it cool and casual but is maybe a little bit smitten. Loves through acts of service and could honestly use some reassurance. Has died at least twice over the course of the relationship so far. Great hair.

Ophiuchus: Creative, passionate, a bit wild, can be pretty intense at times but in the best possible way. Constantly wants to show you new things. Specifically things related to abandoned buildings with no people around them.

Sagittarius: Writes you love letters even though you talk every day. Talks a lot about the things they like and wants to share their interests with you. Cannot experience pain or fear. Covered in scars. Excellent cook.

Capricorn: Teases you, cracks jokes, your own personal hype squad. Impulsive, and may not make the best decisions. Very protective of you and the cursed clock that houses their soul.

Aquarius: Gives you space, understands that you have your own life, but enjoys every moment they spend with you. Occasionally vanishes when you blink but almost always comes back if you just blink again.

Pisces: Considerate, methodical, patient. Asks for your input on things. Intellectual conversation and heart pounding chases through the sonoran desert as the both of you slowly lose blood. Spoils you.

昨日街で見た風景

please help me the cops just took my fiance and I'm 4 months pregnant and I'm so scared

He stopped breathing and I called 911 and they sent the fucking cops and they grabbed me and hurt me and hurt him and tore his fucking face up and took him away while I was trying to do CPR on him. I'm so scared of what they're going to do to him and the fucking cops told me they were going to keep him until I posted his bail and I've got about $100 to my name. I'm a fucking server, I've got a 19 month old daughter, I'm so scared, please fucking help me, I don't have anything to sell to get him out and I don't want them to hurt him anymore. Please fucking God help me

My paypal is gilted.lavendel@gmail.com

My square cash is $eattherichh

And my Venmo is neoliberalismkills

I don't fucking care what I have to do for the money just please anything helps I need to save him I'm so goddamn scared I don't want my daughter to wake up and ask where he is. Please. Please.

Repair a Broken Gear

As many of you have recently heard, Dr. Gears has been diagnosed with Kidney cancer. For those unfamiliar with Gears, or who only know him via his eponymous character, Gears is one of the most important figures in SCP history. He wrote the second ever SCP, kickstarted the resurgence in popularity of 173 that led to editthis (the first scp wiki) being created, wrote many of the most popular and influential SCPs of all time (including 682, 914, and 106 just to name a few), created many core elements of SCP canon like GOIs, and on top of all that was our Master Administrator during most of the tumultuous first two years of our existence. 

He’s pretty much SCP’s equivalent to George Washington, and without him none of us would be here. Hell, without him SCP would likely never have gone further than the original 4chan post. Moreover, he’s a fundamentally good man and a loving father and husband. This community owes everything to Gears, so please consider donating if you are able!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/repair-a-broken-gear

My favorite type of furry other than sparklefurries are those who have very simply designed fursonas which they draw beautifully rendered museum-quality psychedelic art of

Zero from Star Trek Prodigy.