When I Was Young I Used To Think Romance Will Find Me. Now Look At Me Shifting Realities To Find Romance

life after i started using pinterest as a script

This man better wake me up with breakfast in bed and 30 bands because of how long it took me to shift just to see his bum ass

so i have a TON of songs i relate to shifting, and i thought it might be fun to share some of them?? might make this a daily thing even!!

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mastermind ⭒ taylor swift

“what if i told you none of it was accidental? and the first night that you saw me, nothing was gonna stop me. i laid the groundwork, and then, just like clockwork, the dominoes cascaded in a line”

“it was all my design, cause i’m a mastermind”

“no one wanted to play with me as a little kid, so i’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since”

“i swear i’m only cryptic and machiavellian cause i care”

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I love making these

How I feel after saying "you only live once" in a room full of non-shifters (I know damn well you don't)

STOP SCROLLING AND SHIFT

STOP DAYDREAMING AND SHIFT

STOP STALLING AND SHIFT

This is a self-callout post

"when you come back, tell us about your DR—"

EXCUSE ME??? COME BACK????????!!!!!!!!!

no, babe. i'm not coming back. i'm perfectly fine with my hot s/o (🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦) by my side, living my dream life. why would I return to this shitty realityy??!?!?!? nuh-uh, no wayyy. bye byeeee lmaooooo xoxoooo

When someone pisses you off so much that you have to transport yourself to a reality that They doesn't exist.

I wish you could see me in my prime (as my dr self)

Theres this ache in my chest that only shifting can heal