Nattylube - Kitty

professors don’t teach you facts they teach you

✨concepts✨

and facts too but the transferrable concepts are the point

Throwback to that time that one of my lecturers told us that Google is free so he wasn’t just going to throw a bunch of facts at us, and I said (to my friends) ‘why are we paying for him to teach us if we can just be taught by Google?’ and then approximately ten minutes later had to take it back, because Google would not have BROUGHT A PLASTIC TAKE OUT BOX FULL OF DEAD PARASITIC WORMS INTO THE LECTURE THEATRE AND STARTED SHOWING THEM ROUND AND THROWING THEM ABOUT

the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed

tldr i eat maybe once a day and prob have really low iron and live somewhere with bare minimum 80F temp and 50% humidity most of the year, so i had to disappoint my dad who wanted to drive me around on his motorcycle because i started vomiting from heat exhaustion after being outside for literally an hour.

was with my dad while he looked at my car and he was like “wanna go ride” and i was like sure but he meant ride on his motorcycle and i’ve never been on one so i was like omg omg but couldn’t be a pussy so i was going to go. and he put the helmet on me (apparently i have a big ass head) and i had been hot like really hot (96F and 56% humidity) and i was fucking starving because i hadn’t eaten all day because i never do.

and it took him a minute to close the shop and everything and i’m just standing there hot asf musty with this big heavy helmet on and i lowkey knew it was boutta be bad. he got me on the back and i had to get out to pull the gate open and close it behind us but i guess physical exertion was my breaking point because i started aggressively trying to unclip the helmet because i was def about to start dry-heaving and i couldn’t breathe.

and so he helped me get it off but before i could pull it up i did in fact start to dry heave. but i never eat so there was nothing to throw up. and he’s just looking at me like “wtf” while i took the helmet off and just laid on the asphalt. and he started to walk me back to my car so i could just go home and lay down and i got right there to my car before i started actually puking but just liquid because that was all i had.

now i’ve come home and showered and i’m trying to eat a breakfast bowl i made over 30 minutes ago. and i’ve been trying to get back to my school work and painting my nails like i was before going to the shop but i’m so tired idk. i looked up “why does heat make me throw up” because similar things have happened in the past year. and ultimately it looks like i probably have mega low iron (prob other nutritional deficiencies as well but i think irons gonna be the big one) and low iron affects like a lot of things in the body. so basically low ass iron can make you more susceptible to heat exhaustion/heat stroke because in a round about way lack of iron makes it hard for your body to cool down.

my turn to expose you because WHAT. THE. FUCK??????

Please don’t judge my eating habits? So rude.

best olympic meme hands down omfg

this being the next song is great comedic timing in my professional opinion, funny as fuck

my professor always watched me write when doing research and he’d be like “yknow you’re supposed to be smart like me! left handed people are smart!” like he forgets every single time.

today he said “yknow that’s why you are brilliant, left-handed!”

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siri, play i will get there by boyz ii men