Perhaps An Analysis Of A Session With Just Heart Players. Like One Of Every Class (excluding Muse Or

perhaps an analysis of a session with Just heart players. like one of every class (excluding Muse or Lord). i know that it's a null session but it might be funny to see what happens if you put 12 heart players in a group together. thank you.

(FOUR FRAMES OF ANIMATION WOOT)

Gods almighty what a session. Void indeed- no way to win, no way to scratch, nothing. Unless for some reason you're pulling some SERIOUS paradox space fuckery(which has sparked one hell of an idea..), well... This session is fucked. But it'll be fun as hell to analyze because this is every single (standard) heart class, so let's go down the list why don't we? It's a mess of feelings for sure.

Heir of Heart: Who changes heart for others. This could be romantic awakenings, it could be affecting how people see themselves. They could also change their view of themselves, and potentially entirely lose their sense of self without meaning to.

Seer of Heart: The seer knows their aspect. Who knows through it for others. They may be able to tell where romantic feelings lie in the group, or tell who in the session would be best for another person. They will be able to see through facades that people are building to see who they really are. They will have the one of the easiest times putting themselves in someone else's shoes.

Knight of Heart: The protector of the session who.. Really has their work cut out for them, good lord. 11 other people to protect.. Less physically, more emotionally. They will be ferrying others around and potentially try to help the others get together, becoming the universal third wheel of the session.

A lot of relationship messing about, huh?

Thief of Heart: One who steals their aspect from others for themselves. Oooh boy.. This person will take parts of others to hold onto them. They will, once they find someone they like(romantically or otherwise!) they may take parts of their persona and general being to hold onto, to keep. Too much of this can and, if taken too far, will irreparably damage their relationship, whatever type of relationship it might be.

Maid of Heart: One who makes their aspect for themselves, and is made of it. They start smothered by their aspect. For the Maid of Heart, this may mean having an extremely overbearing guardian or partner who they must find a way to break away from even slightly. If the overbearing person is in the session, well.. Ask around, you'll find help, good god.

Prince of Heart: Well, we've seen a prince of heart in canon. This player destroys heart in themselves, shattering bonds they have with others. This player will be prone to isolation, and may do miles more harm than good. They may also create a self-destructive relationship with another player in the session to avoid them causing problems elsewhere, even if it is detrimental to themselves. We'll uh. We'll leave that there.

Page of Heart: One that serves their aspect, or serves it for themselves. This player is the opposite of our knight in terms of active/passive. Pages take a very long time to properly come to power, and will need a large amount of help from the others to get there. When they do, they will far surpass any expectations anyone had for them.

Sylph of Heart: A healer! They can do more than that, of course, but they're a pretty good healer. In this context, they will be healing relationships, romantic or otherwise, within the group. They'll be able to patch up rocky relationships, and help people through personal issues, like a therapist.

Rogue of Heart: One who steals their aspect for others. Already predisposed to clinging to those they care for, this player will steal heart from enemies to give to the group- however, they can take it from others in the session to hand it to others in the session. They would be good mediators in a Auspistice, doing a rather good job at balancing things. If they're good enough, or manipulate things just right, they may be able to remove themselves from the situation and make the relationship a stable Kismesissitude(HOMESTUCK WORDS ARE HARD).

Witch of Heart: One who changes their aspect, or changes through their aspect for themselves. This is a dangerous combination, as witches have a very strong power, as displayed by Jade. A Witch of Heart has the ability to change relationships at will, romantic or otherwise. This could entirely make or break the session.

Mage of Heart: One who knows their aspect, or knows through it for themselves. They will have a deep understanding of themselves, and know their feelings very well. They(much unlike my ace ass) will have a very strong knowledge of when they have romantic feelings, and will be able to read the people around them like an open book.

And FINALLY

Bard of Heart: One who destroys the aspect for others. This player will be... Well, the best way I can describe it is a love doctor. Shattering bad relationships between players, romantic or otherwise. They will help make sure things stay relatively tame, or could entirely turn on the session and ruin everyone's relationships with ease. Much like the prince, they may become part of self-destructive relationships to help the rest of the session.

Void session, yes. But also this would be one hell of a session to witness. ALLLLLL the relationship bullshit would go down here. There's no way I see this game ending in everyone being happy with everyone else. Literally none.

Thank you for this, though! Genuinely! This wall of text was actually a LOT of fun to write!