Neil Is The Mysterious Girl That Cannot Shut The Fuck Up

Kevin Day:

Who needs grindr when you've got Kevin Day?

Neil Josten:

barkbark sleep paralysis demon

Jean would fit right in on Kpop stan twitter

even if pussy was real it doesnt matter cause im still gonna be killed

I just find Neil soooooo funny. He looks at genuinely nice ppl and goes “ew stay away from me”

neil after being threatened by andrew: sure I'll go clubbing with him ig

neil after renee smiles at him: I'll just uhh sit 4 seats away from her on the bus. just in case

most people: i can fix him

neil josten: i can and will fix his brother his best friend and his fucked-up college sports team but he's perfect actually <3

in heaven you can make amvs for books

rereading aftg is so funny like I have a crystal clear image of Andrew in my mind and he's the most handsome guy in the whole series while Aaron looks like a vague shape even though they're identical twins