One Aspect Of The House Of Feanor I’d Like To Talk About Is The Idea That They All Really Love Children.

Another funnier option would be that neither of them found out until after Elros’ marriage when some confusion arose between Elros and his Wife. Elros then frantically writes to Elrond to ask him what sex is and how it works. Elrond, who has no idea what Elros is talking about, brings this up to Gil Galad, Galadriel and Celebrimbor after a council meeting at which point all three remember, with no small amount of panic, what they forgot to discuss with the twins. This results in one of Gondor’s archives/museums having a stack of letters adressed to Elros Tar Minyatur sent by several famous historical elves. Unfortunately due to the age of the letters and the fact they were written in ancient elvish no one can read them but its is assumed they were important diplomatic messages. If they could read them, the scholars of Gondor might be a little suprised and confused why the adult King of Numenor had received multiple, quite lengthy letters detailing how sex works.

had a dream this morning where the grid were in an apocalypse movie and the only real thought i remembered about it when i woke up was this:

Jonas was asked if he was surprised by his ITT, he said yes and Mads decided he had his own opinions 😂

Nico Rosberg in the commentary box be like

- Psychic reading of Lewis’s car

- Unsubtle shade on stewards/team/driver

- Psychic reading of Lewis’s setup

- Preening self-praise comment on a graphic showing a pole he’s taken

- Psychic reading of Lewis’s driving line

- Traumatic flashback comment on teammate dynamics

-Psychic reading of Lewis’s mental state post-session

- Unprompted gushing about Lewis, refuses to elaborate, leaves

Home race weekend for Lewis and George in Silverstone! It's sure to be a page turner! 🔎🇬🇧

actually how you dress and present yourself really does matter because nico rosberg, who dresses like the CFO of goop, is largely thought of as narcissistic and self-obsessed, despite the fact that his primary form of social media is linkedin and his two main activities are environmental finance bro and girl dad. meanwhile sebastian vettel is out here regularly posting about his career highlights, commissioning fan art of him and senna to use as merch, and flying 6000 miles to do an insect hotel photo op, but because he dresses exclusively in flannel and hasn't touched a hairbrush in six years people think of him as a humble cabin dwelling hermit

i would never slander grand tour final processional stages they're the sports equivalent of comfort blankets to me

drunk Ecthelion, standing in a fountain at the Fall of Gondolin 7000th Anniversary party, soaking wet: I AM THE FOUNTAIN GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE FOUNTAIN!

Glorfindel, also drunk as a skunk: GOTHMOG QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

Ecthelion: [points magnificently at a giant paper mache balrog] FUCK OFF!

Maglor: Celebrimbor, you idiot.

Celebrimbor: How was I supposed to know that forging three powerful objects would turn out badly?!

Maglor:

Celebrimbor:

Maglor:

Celebrimbor: ...Right.

All this weekend has taught me (and everyone tbh) is that Nico should consider becoming Lewis’ race engineer for Ferrari next year.