Stop Telling Your Teenage Daughters Who Say They Don't Want Kids That They'll Change Their Mind

the sprint commentary from nico is precisely why i refuse to learn more about brocedes because the crumbs i do know are already enough to devastate me. because yes, nico might have spent that entire sprint trying to send telepathic signals to lewis on how he could improve so he could win. yes, every other word out of his mouth might have been about how he knows lewis can be more agressive than that, how he knows lewis and knows he can do better. but that's all commentary, that's still technically part of his job description.

but what do you mean lewis still sends christmas presents to nico's daughters every year?? what do you mean lewis, when talking about the first time he visited monaco said that it wasn't for a a gp, it was because 'a f- ...someone i know- ...a friend of mine invited me'??? the friend in question? a 13 year old nico. what do you mean that now, 25 years later, they live in the same apartment building in monaco???? what do you mean nico said 'he's still my best friend at heart'????? what do you mean lewis, when asked if he was a better driver now then he was in 2016, completely unprompted said 'yes, and better teammate' and then the camera cut to nico wHO WAS ON THE BROADCAST THAT WEEKEND AND HE JUST LOOKED DEVASTATED??????

the childhood best friends -> teammates -> enemies -> strangers -> whatever the fuck it is they've got going on now is just too strong and it would pull me in too deep and i would never escape.

Jonas was asked if he was surprised by his ITT, he said yes and Mads decided he had his own opinions 😂

Home race weekend for Lewis and George in Silverstone! It's sure to be a page turner! 🔎🇬🇧

Nico Rosberg in the commentary box be like

- Psychic reading of Lewis’s car

- Unsubtle shade on stewards/team/driver

- Psychic reading of Lewis’s setup

- Preening self-praise comment on a graphic showing a pole he’s taken

- Psychic reading of Lewis’s driving line

- Traumatic flashback comment on teammate dynamics

-Psychic reading of Lewis’s mental state post-session

- Unprompted gushing about Lewis, refuses to elaborate, leaves

All this weekend has taught me (and everyone tbh) is that Nico should consider becoming Lewis’ race engineer for Ferrari next year.

actually how you dress and present yourself really does matter because nico rosberg, who dresses like the CFO of goop, is largely thought of as narcissistic and self-obsessed, despite the fact that his primary form of social media is linkedin and his two main activities are environmental finance bro and girl dad. meanwhile sebastian vettel is out here regularly posting about his career highlights, commissioning fan art of him and senna to use as merch, and flying 6000 miles to do an insect hotel photo op, but because he dresses exclusively in flannel and hasn't touched a hairbrush in six years people think of him as a humble cabin dwelling hermit

Palette - Fingon

(I am not really satisfied with this one, but I don’t wanna fight with it anymore x3)

drunk Ecthelion, standing in a fountain at the Fall of Gondolin 7000th Anniversary party, soaking wet: I AM THE FOUNTAIN GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE FOUNTAIN!

Glorfindel, also drunk as a skunk: GOTHMOG QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

Ecthelion: [points magnificently at a giant paper mache balrog] FUCK OFF!

Another funnier option would be that neither of them found out until after Elros’ marriage when some confusion arose between Elros and his Wife. Elros then frantically writes to Elrond to ask him what sex is and how it works. Elrond, who has no idea what Elros is talking about, brings this up to Gil Galad, Galadriel and Celebrimbor after a council meeting at which point all three remember, with no small amount of panic, what they forgot to discuss with the twins. This results in one of Gondor’s archives/museums having a stack of letters adressed to Elros Tar Minyatur sent by several famous historical elves. Unfortunately due to the age of the letters and the fact they were written in ancient elvish no one can read them but its is assumed they were important diplomatic messages. If they could read them, the scholars of Gondor might be a little suprised and confused why the adult King of Numenor had received multiple, quite lengthy letters detailing how sex works.