Reki Lost A Beef 💀 Punishment: Possession

Mir ist gerade spontan wieder eingefallen, wie ich im Grundschulalter das Wort "Gips" gelernt habe

Lehrerin, mit einem Bild: Was ist das, was der Junge da am Arm hat?

Ich: Verband :)

Lehrerin: Nein, er hat sich den gebrochen.

Ich: Ja und jetzt hat er einen Verband. :)

Lehrerin: Ja aber was kriegst du denn, wenn du dir den Arm brichst?

Ich: Ich habe mir noch nie was gebrochen, das weiß ich nicht.

Lehrerin: Gips.

Ich: Ich glaube Ihnen, dass es das gibt, aber ich weiß es nicht.

Lehrerin: Nein - GIPS!

Ich: Ja ich glaub Ihnen das :((((

Lehrerin: Einen Gips.

Ich: Nur einen gibt's? 0.0

Lehrerin: DAS DA IST EIN GIPS.

Ich: 👁👁 (*Im geiste: Meine Lehrerin kann kein Deutsch mehr. Traurig, traurig.*)

trigun x one piece crossover

Cat Noir: Do you know why Koalas aren’t classified as bears?

Ladybug: Because they are marsupials.

Cat Noir: ...

Ladybug: ...

Cat Noir: *starts to leave*

Cat Noir: *scoffs* Because they are marsupials! NO, IT’S BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION!

Bonus:

Kim, who heard Chat: Hey Max! Did you know that Koalas aren’t classified as bears?

Max: Yes, Kim. Yes, I did.

Kim: It’s because they don’t have the Koalafication.

Max: *sighs* No, Kim. It’s because they are marsupials.

Kim: Marsu-what?

Max: Mar

Kim: Mar

Max: su

Kim: su

Max: pials

Kim: pials

Max: Marsupials

Kim: Marsupials

Max: Shall I explain it?

Kim: Yes, please.

Max: *explains*

Kim: Oh, makes sense.

you wont even have the chance to be wrong

If you tell me that Alix isn't the coolest person in MLB then maybe you're just wrong.

At first I wondered why Chuuya wasn't dragging the body out for Dazai (who had SHOT earlier) but then I realized- if Dostoevsky's ability is blood related, then Chuuya could get infected, and Dazai can't cancel infection type abilities so Chuuya would kill everyone, so to prevent that Dazai was the one who dragged the body out

Also look at how pretty Chuuya is in this panel, he's around Dazai and he's not angy

Bsd fandom be like- omg skk are so toxic, they hate each other, make each other worst, they are so bad for each other.

The skk in question-

They are literally annoying little toddler besties who like to annoy each other. They act like the other has cooties and then go and invade the others space like its a competition.

I think we don't appreciate pre-ts Usopp because people keep thinking with their dicks. I know his boobs are awesome after the time skip, but look at this silly little guy. Love of my life.

Adrien: *entering his father’s room* Father? Do you want to have a quickie?

Gabriel: *chocking on the air* Wh-what?

Adrien: A quickie. You know, one of those tart things?

Gabriel: ...

Gabriel: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!!! AND YES I DO!

The Hill

US to veto Palestinian request for full UN membership

The U.S. will use its veto power against a Palestinian bid to be recognized as a member state of the United Nations during a vote at the Sec

The U.S. will use its veto power against a Palestinian bid to be recognized as a member state of the United Nations during a vote at the Security Council expected to take place Thursday evening. Vedant Patel, principal deputy spokesperson for the State Department, described as premature an effort by the Palestinian Authority (PA) to gain member status at the U.N. He said there was not unanimity among the Security Council’s 15 members that the Palestinian Authority had met the criteria for membership, with unresolved questions over the governance of the Gaza Strip, where Israel is in a war to defeat and eliminate the controlling power, Hamas. “And for that reason, the United States is voting no on this proposed Security Council resolution,” Patel said.

Earlier it was revealed that the United States was secretly pressuring other members of the Security Council to shoot down a Palestinian state membership so the US wouldn't have to use its veto as that would lead to a wave of local and international criticism for Joe Biden.

The New Yorker

The Children Who Lost Limbs in Gaza

More than a thousand children who were injured in the war are now amputees. What do their futures hold?

Gazal was wounded on November 10th, when, as her family fled Gaza City’s Al-Shifa hospital, shrapnel pierced her left calf. To stop the bleeding, a doctor, who had no access to antiseptic or anesthesia, heated the blade of a kitchen knife and cauterized the wound. Within days, the gash ran with pus and began to smell. By mid-December, when Gazal’s family arrived at Nasser Medical Center—then Gaza’s largest functioning health-care facility—gangrene had set in, necessitating amputation at the hip. On December 17th, a projectile hit the children’s ward of Nasser. Gazal and her mother watched it enter their room, decapitating Gazal’s twelve-year-old roommate and causing the ceiling to collapse.

UNICEF estimates that a thousand children in Gaza have become amputees since the conflict began in October. “This is the biggest cohort of pediatric amputees in history,” Ghassan Abu-Sittah, a London-based plastic-and-reconstructive surgeon who specializes in pediatric trauma, told me recently.