If You’re Having A Bad Day, Here’s A Cute Little Marching Band

stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis

there’s more lmao, unhinged bitty energy

I’m working on some Halloween merch for writers and need your feedback, amigos!

The designs will feature text and an illustration. Currently I have:

I’m a writer and in my story you might already be dead

I trap human souls inside books for fun

I am not sure what you amigos would like to see, so all feedback/suggestions welcome!

It’s literally that simple

Friend: “hey my son can’t concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn’t feel like it.”

Me: “Did you give him music?”

Friend: “No! No tech until he’s done! He doesn’t need more distracted.”

Me:

“k, bring me the child”

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: “so your head doesn’t feel like doing homework?”

Son: “yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else.”

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: “k I’m done! :-)”

Friend: “wow, what’d you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽”

Me: “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics” and some lo-fi.

i love all the words we have that mean traveler. i love the shades of difference between wanderer and rambler and rover. i love the boldness of adventurer and the purposefulness of explorer, the lawlessness of vagabond and the capability of wayfarer, the quiet reverence of pilgrim and the wild rootlessness of nomad.

For alyrimba and anyone else who needs this: if you have an iPhone (don’t know about other devices, sorry) AO3 will allow you to download fics to the Books app. Hit Download and then I believe the file type is EPUB. You can open it right from the browser’s downloads into the Books app so then you can read offline!

Good to know!

minimalism is a cute aesthetic but maxamilism is the way to go…… me and my room with too many books and plants and pieces of art and pillows and blankets and and dried flowers and stacks of records and empty pill bottles and half-burned candles and vials of perfume and jars of pens and three decks of tarot cards and art books from museums and sea glass i collected from a beach in greece. maximilism is cute AND realistic. live ur horarding aesthetic goblin dreams.

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

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