In The Recent Undertale Newsletter, Toby Fox Showed Off An Unused Scene That Would Have Occurred In The

If I had this the damage I would cause worldwide would be D e v a s t a t i n g

THERE WAS THIS ONE COSTUME AT THE STORE I FUCKING WANTED BUT IT WAS ONLY IN CHILDREN SIZES D:

@carlyraejepsans

Papyrus: I would tell you about taxes, but your father files those. He is very good at it, so good the IRS keeps sending us very aggressive mail talking about someone named FBI? I don't think Sans wants to meet them, though, since every time we get something from them, we have to move to a new country and change our name! Only 3, and you already have 5 names WOWIE!

Max: * baby noises*

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

It was all fun and games until it became a reality....

Deltarune takes place in an alternate timeline, so it doesn’t take place before or after undertale. The monsters were never driven underground. Asriel lived and grew up and went to college. Undyne has both eyes and has never met Alphys, who is more into western comics and cartoons instead of anime and manga (tho she started reading Mew Mew Kissy Cutie recently). Bratty and Catty aren’t BFFs, they hate each other. Mettaton is still a ghost. Toriel and Asgore got divorced for probably normal reasons. Gerson Boom and the Shyren are dead. Sans fucked your mom.

I've had this exact same conversation I swear

@jtks you are interesting because you are YOU, love! And you shouldn't get so down on yourself! We are always open to talk at least I am and you are loved by many x3

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X3 I love this snowman

“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”

Reblog the snowman to show him the world.

Hmmm should I answer these???????

Random Questions For Women

Here is a set of random questions for women, conveniently categorized. Have people send you random numbers (there’s 140 of them) or simply answer them yourself. Please reblog.

GENERAL WOMANHOOD: 1. Do you like the color pink? 2. Did you play with Barbie dolls as a child? 3. How easily do you cry? 4. What is the silliest thing you’ve ever cried over? 5. What food do you eat the most of when you’re sad? 6. How moody are you when you are you are on your period? 7. Have you ever thought you were pregnant because your period was late? 8. Have you ever been on the pill? 9. Would you ever want to have children someday? 10. Have you ever given birth? If not, would you ever want to? 11. How good of a cook do you consider yourself? 12. What is your favorite thing to cook? 13. Can you sew? 14. Do you consider yourself a feminist? 15. How do you define “girl power?” 16. Have you ever wished you were born a male? 17. Breastfeeding or formula? 18. What is your opinion of equal pay? 19. Are you pro-life or pro-choice? 20. Have you ever experienced any sexism? If so, please explain. 21. What is one thing about women you think most men don’t know? 22. Complete this phrase: I’m so glad I’m a woman because______. LIFE EXPERIENCES: 23. Have you ever been a Girl Scout? 24. Have you ever been a ballerina? 25. Have you ever been a cheerleader? 26. Were you ever voted as a homecoming or prom queen? 27. Have you ever hosted a sleepover? 28. Do you belong to a sorority? 29. Have you ever kept a diary or a journal? 30. American ladies: did you vote for Hillary Clinton? PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: 31. What is the longest your hair has ever been? 32. Have you ever cut your hair super short? 33. What hairstyle do you wear the most? 34. Have you ever dyed your hair? 35. What is the heaviest you have ever weighed? 36. How muscular are you? 37. Are your ears pierced? 38. Do you have any piercings anywhere besides your ears? 39. Do you have any tattoos? If so, of what and where? 40. How often do you wear lipstick or lipgloss? 41. How often do you paint your nails? 42. Have you ever worn any fake eyelashes or fake nails? 43. How often do you shave/wax your legs? 44. How white are your teeth? 45. What do you think is your best physical feature? 46. What do you think is your worst physical feature? 47. Do you have a “look” (i.e. a mad/annoyed/upset stare)? 48. How good are you at communicating through facial expressions? FASHION STYLE: 49. What is your favorite fashion brand? 50. Do you wear skirts and dresses at all? If so, how often? 51. What is your dress size? 52. Do you wear any high heels or stilettos at all? If so, how often? 53. Have you ever worn high heels casually? 54. How often do you wear a bra? 55. Does it matter if your bra and panties match or not? 56. Which are you more likely to go without: a bra or panties? 57. How much of your underwear is white? 58. Have you ever worn a skirt or a dress without any panties underneath? 59. What is the shortest length of skirts and dresses you are comfortable wearing? 60. How expensive was your prom dress? 61. What clothing item do you own the most of (if shirts, be specific to what kind)? 62. How much jewelry do you typically wear? 63. How much makeup do you typically wear? 64. Do you like eyeshadow? 65. Do you carry a purse? 66. What is your preferred way to carry a purse: In your hand, on your elbow, or on your elbow? 67. How big is your closet? 68. Have you ever looked through your closet an thought “I have nothing to wear”? 69. Have you ever worn the same outfit more than once? 70. One-piece swimsuits or bikinis? 71. Have you ever worn a mismatched bikini? 72. Do you like tube and halter tops 73. Do you like crop tops? 74. Are you comfortable showing off a little cleavage? WEDDING CRAZE: 75. Have you ever been a bridesmaid? 76. Would you ever want to get married? 77. For how long have you thought about your wedding? 78. How much of your wedding do you already have planned out? 79. Indoor or outdoor wedding? 80. Would you want to have a lot of bridesmaids or just a couple? DATING & RELATIONSHIPS: 81. What is your current relationship status? 82. Do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic? 83. Are you a virgin? 84. What personality trait are you most attracted to? 85. Have you ever been on a blind date? 86. Has anyone ever tried to set you up on a date? 87. Do you kiss on a first date? 88. How often do guys hit on you? 89. Have you ever kissed another woman? If so, did you like it? 90. Have you ever dated another woman? 91. Is sex before marriage wrong? 92. After how long would you start to consider a relationship to be serious? 93. Would you rather your lover give you chocolate or flowers? ENTERTAINMENT: 94. What celebrity do you most admire? 95. Do you like romantic comedies? Any favorites? 96. Do you have a favorite romantic movie? 97. Who is your favorite Disney princess? 98. What is your favorite Disney song? 99. Do you watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette? 100. Have you ever watched Sex & The City? 101. Have you ever watched any shows such as Project Runway or America’s Next Top Model? 102. Do you read romantic novels? If so, do you have any recommendations? 103. Beyonce or Taylor Swift? 104. Oprah Winfrey or Ellen DeGeneres? A PILE OF RANDOMNESS: 105. Are you named after anyone? 106. How many male friends do you have? 107. Have you ever called your female friends your girlfriends? 108. Have you ever called a non-lover a term such as honey, dear, babe, or darling? 109. Have you ever dotted your I’s with a heart or a smiley face? 110. How many items do you own that are of a floral print design? 111. Name five things you always have in your purse. 112. Have you ever lost anything inside your purse? 113. Have you ever carried a spare pair of underwear with you in your purse? 114. What is the most amount of money you’ve ever spent in one single shopping trip? 115. Do you consider shopping a sport? 116. Have you ever used your cleavage or a bra as a purse? 117. Coffee or tea? 118. Can you do the splits? 119. Do you do any yoga? 120. Have you ever been told that to have cute handwriting? 121. How well can you write in cursive? 122. Have you ever successfully been on a diet? 123. Do you or have you ever belonged to a book club? 124. Have you ever talked yourself out of a driving ticket by using your looks? 125. Have you ever drank a non-alcoholic beverage out of a wine glass? 126. Showers or baths? 127. Have you ever tried using a toilet while standing up? 128. Have you ever been considered the mother of your group of friends? 129. Do you own any sex toys? RATINGS: 130. From 1-10, how feminine do you consider yourself? 131. From 1-10, how much are you like your mother? 132. From 1-10, how much do you look like your mother? 133. From 1-10, how much are you like your father? 134. From 1-10, how polite are you? 135. From 1-10, how cute do you consider your laugh? 136. From 1-10, how strict are you about manners? 137. From 1-10, how much of a neat freak are you? 138. From 1-10, how much of a hopeless romantic are you? 139. From 1- 10, how healthy do you eat? 140. From 1-10, how much do you like decorating for holidays?

The only people I love uwu

Smoke

Arataka Reigen kept a packet of cigarettes in his left side drawer.

It was a new pack each morning, and a cheap one, bought at the gas station along with a plastic-wrapped sandwich for his lunch. He’d tear off the seal, toss them into the drawer, and pretend to forget about them for as long as he could manage. When Reigen would open the drawer, he would hesitate and think better, and grab a pen or paperclip or post-it stack instead. He did this again and again, sliding the drawer open and closed until the cigarettes rolled loose from their pack and spread around the drawer like so many blunt pens.

He could do this for maybe an hour in the morning until, antsy and alone, Reigen would finally pull the first cigarette from the drawer. And he would be quiet in lighting it, hunched in so no one could see. He would smother his thoughts in the first searing puff, then sit there silently, pulling long drags and listening to his own breath for company. After a while he would put it out. Then he would pause, and think, and press the pads of his fingers together in consideration before pulling the second cigarette from the drawer. He would light it, and pull from it, and listen to his breath, and think about what sort of people might walk in today. Whether or not he would speak with anyone else for the rest of the day. He would finish the pack by 5pm every day. It touched everything, and the wallpaper stunk like smoke.

Arataka Reigen smoked when he was alone. And he was almost always alone.

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@ut-stuff It's okay! This happened to me like a week ago out of no where in the middle of my lecture and I needed to step out too. First off people do care and love you! When you talk about your friends on here and they seem like good people. You might have left the bathroom already but if you haven't dont leave until you feel ready. Maybe play some games on your phone or play with your hair in the mirror anything really to distract or calm yourself down and maybe even help with the shaking. If that doesn't help text someone and tell them where you are it wouldn't hurt! And lastly if you miss to much class just talk to your professor. I know what you might be thinking but please, let them know so they can learn to notice when or if you are going to have an episode and when you need to be excused. Then after your lecture you can talk to them and receive what you might have missed. Geez I'm running about 10 mins late but I needed to get this out x3

We love you smol bean! Have a beautiful day ^-^

(If there are any spelling error sorry I'm in a rush:3)

my anxiety, while i’m hiding in the bathroom instead of being in class: they’re gonna notice i’m gone i’m gonna get in trouble everything’s going wrong-

my depression, while i’m hiding in the bathroom instead of being in class: yes but have you considered,,, no one cares enough to notice if you’re gone or not