Ooooh That's A Lovely Idea !! I'm Planning On Some Pride Posts But Honestly I Had A Long Day & I'm Beat

I strive on the RG love and asexual Rosegarden content I've been seeing lately, so take this shipping chart ✨

Please don't hurt me if you think I didn't put them in the right place, I spent time on this and I tried I edited out the Horny and I will do so for every chart because I don't feel comfortable answering that ;;

I'm fine with both NB and cis girl Ruby, but I thought I'd make this extra gay ✨ to spite the people who call it a boring straight ship </3

Also I didn't put down Oscar as bi ace because I personally don't hc him, all on his own, as ace as much as I do Ren or Ruby. But Ruby and Oscar as a couple absolutely make up asexual Rosegarden (also because Oscar isn't all that friendly with touch)

And if that makes no sense and it doesn't work like that well idk i'm sorry, this is the right time to annouce i don't know anything about romantic relationships *sobs*

It's my chart and I get to make Oscar the little spoon because he's a SHORT KING and he deserves ALL THE HUGS. But to be honest they swap

They can both exchange clothes but I just feel like Ruby would be the clothe-stealing gremlin

I don't remember Oscar using pet names, but all of RWBY still teases Weiss with the Ice Queen thing so here they go.

Neither of them are really extroverted but I think Oscar hides in the background even more. Babies

Ruby always has a speech and comforting words ready, Oscar is king of Acts of Service & Quality Time

Oscar might be a very awkward blushing dork but that won't stop him from confessing first. Also because Ruby is very stressed and very worried and feels like there's too much going on to do it first

Oscar is farm boy, he's seen worse than a bug. Although he can squash but he probably would simply bring out bugs 🥺

They can both drive, Ruby can honestly go two ways : either be as clumsy as she usually is outside of Huntsman work; or know just enough mechanics because weapons to know her way around. Imagine Ruby modifying their car with weird additions... "Are you sure that's safe Ruby ??" "Yea yea trust me, building Crescent Rose only took 3 tries." "Oh that's good... Wait, THREE ? Ruby we don't have 3 cars !"

Ruby is banned from the kitchen apart from a few dishes, and Oscar is the chef because I said so

Ruby is okay with PDA, Oscar is canonically picky about touch so

"I'll protect you." "No, I'll protect you !"

They're babies your honor, they're awkward because they have no idea what they're doing.

I can't see either of them being seriously & genuinely jealous ?

the two parts of my commission set is complete, by the amazing @kyuubicore

in love with the Oscar playlist

They fit very well and I'm soft about Saturn & Little lion man, I can almost hear Ozpin singing to Oscar in some parts ;;

🎶 + Oscar and/or RG?

send me 🎶 + a character  /  ship for a mini playlist.

oscar.

saturn  —  sleeping at last.

little lion man  —  mumford & sons.

my future  —  billie eilish.

let you down  —  nf.

rosegarden.

supalonely  —  benee.

ophelia  —  lumineers.

runaway  —  aurora.

someone to you  —  banners.

I'd like for you and I to go romancing Say the word, your wish is my command ~

Hello there ! As promised, here's the start of my fruits basket meme crusade

I'll prob do more serious posts about it too (I'm searching a love song fitting for each couple specifically, or just character theme songs); but in the meantime I hope some memes will still be enjoyable to you all 💛

(Akito here stands as her character before chara-development & atonement obviously)

Some of these are not just based on vibes but actually canon and that was fun to notice blblbl

Okay okay it made me snort

I think all of these are pretty spot on, just the image of Ironwood, Ruby & Ilia crying over the cube because that's one more thing going wrong along with everything else in their life feels both sad, very fitting and absolutely hilarious I'm sorry

Ren, Ozpin & Pyrrha accept the cube as it is absolutely. Just full-on headpats for the cube. "It's okay if you're difficult it's not your fault" ebsligs

Mercury doesn't understand why the cube isn't solving itself, he shares it with Emerald who has the same reaction. Then Mercury smashes it.

I think Watts would try to solve it at first since he's so proud of his intellect but as soon as it's looking like he won't be able to he's gonna hand it off to someone else and pretends he didn't struggle and never cared about it.

Nora smashes then eats the cube, she has standarts. Meanwhile Yang smashes AND burn the cube. Then use it as training practice, let's so how fast she can throw it at someone. Still burning of course.

Jaune & Oscar are well-adjusted young boys who ask for help when they need it. Ironwood uuhm. Might. Before or after starting to cry is debatable though -

Blake, Salem & Winter all have better stuff to do.

Weiss tries & probably succeed at solving the cube. And now I'm decreeting that she solved it with Penny; after Penny solved it 3 times, put it back together and then gave it to her. BOOM Weiss/Penny interaction i'm so good at this

Conclusion : thank you Quinn, also I need to make more memes too.

As always, some characters are in more than one spot :P The greyed out ones mean it sort of applies but they fit better in another category, but I didn't really go in depth with that (like the people in *cries over cube* all would try to solve it first)

I both welcome criticism and will offer explanations if asked ✌

Please someone get the green beans away from the witch, they don't deserve this

Ozpin's expression right here always gets me.

You can just see the absolute horror he feels at Salem's response to his outburst. The terror that she was right and she was about to make him watch her destroy Atlas. But you can also see how uncomfortable he feels being so close to her. Like, he even tries to back away, which obviously doesn't work.

CRWBY just absolutely excels at facial expressions and body language.

Now that we know the Golden Guard role was likely Belos’ 100% invention (Wittebro is never shown with that mask, even though such a thing would be VERY important to Philip if he did wear it), who wants to bet the Golden Guard sigil, AKA the Gravesfield crest, was all Belos’ idea as well?

After all, Wittebro doesn’t wear a cloak and while it’s possible he has the Gravesfield insignia stitched onto the back of his shirt... Given how the episode ends with Hunter rejecting the cloak and what it means after working so hard to obtain it, y’know. And I can see Wittebro wanting to leave behind his bigoted past, while Philip desperately clings on.

So he imposes a reminder of Gravesfield onto his brother’s back in a sense; A harsh reminder that this is who you REALLY are, this is where you actually came from, and this is your real home. You’re a witch hunter operating on behalf of Gravesfield; Act like it. And at the same time, Philip is forcing his brother to earn back the right to be considered a member of Gravesfield, of the human community, due to being a traitor who rejected home and consorted with witches, even embracing the imagery of their home in death with a pose that mimics the Titan’s.

And it’s telling that in his attempts to ‘reclaim’ his brother as he should’ve been, Philip made a mask for his clones as Wittebro did to him; Because he wants to start over as kids and have his brother join in the fantasy with him this time. And maybe trying to pay his brother back, in gratitude; Or just relieving himself from the obligation of debt, or flex the reversal of positions and thus power Belos has by being the one to bestow gifts and a masked identity (that defines your role as a witch hunter) this time.

Okay I might have to pause this "one chart a day" thing I have going on, I'm starting an internship at the hospital & I'm not sure I'll have the time to keep going. So... Enjoy this one !

This is a hand-made template so I'm putting it at the end in case someone else wants to give it a go :D

THE WHY-s

Oscar sweetie I love you very much and you're doing great but when you're constantly dealing with your trauma offscreen I'm forced to put you in the "no emotional vulnerability" category

When you're constantly yelling at your ex & her blonde teammate about your problems and how hurt you are, I'm putting you in oversharing (yes this is about Adam. Bitch)

Mercury & Emerald : emotional vulnerability ? never heard of her. Just on slightly opposite ends of the axis

RWBY just love piling up the angst & breakdowns on their emotionally-stunted adult men am I right. Sorry about that Oz, James, Qrow.

To this day I stand by the belief that her design f*cking ROCKS and killing her after 5 minutes was a hate crime.