Baptized in bin juice. Ringed in trash fire! The Gobling Sage
"Well, if you lot adopt me, you'll have to adopt my sister too," Danny says.
"Obviously happening. Good children of an Evil Bat is 100% a situation B would want in on." Tim replies, since Danny has implied he knows about the Bat-Wayne situation - having of mentally noted to look into that.
"My clone too, I'm too young to be legally her dad even if we wind up agreeing that way, probably one of my friends since Pamela isn't up to adopting, and also, please set up my other friends' families - one's been working for one of Hood's charities and the other's supposedly working for his gang, though I suspect he and my friend are actually being called security for the charities - and maybe push enough money in the direction of my former nemesis and redeemed evil alternate self that my former nemesis stops overshadowing rouges and gang leaders to steal all of their stuff? He's more of an issue when he's got something that he feels needs doing, rather than just trying to buy the Green Bay Packers." Danny continues rapidly.
Quite rapidly - "O, did you get all of that? Especially the last bit - we might just be able to wrap up a number of our recent cases." Tim asks.
As Oracle affirms is when Dick arrives, proclaiming "Of course! B has plenty of money, and Gotham is Gotham.", coming in fast for a hug, which surprises Danny, disappointing Dick by going intangible.
*Danny and a Batfam member having a friendly chat at a cafe. They've known each other for a few months now*
Batfam member: "You know, you actually kinda look like B with a few minor differences. Prime adoption bait. Hope you're not another secret love child of his." *laughs*
Danny: *Starts sweating bullets because he is in fact, Bruce's kid but from a different dimension where instead of being a himbo billionaire, he's a himbo ghost hunter named Jack who almost killed him before he got here .* "Haha, you don't say?"
Batfam member: *Clocks in on sudden shift in mood* "Please tell me you're not."
Danny: "So do you want the short and funny story, or the long and sad one? Yes, there's a right answer."
Batfam member: *crying because they can never have a normal sibling*
Danny: Also, do you believe in ghosts?
Batfam member: *cries even more*
I chose the 1000 because that's too many stars on tax free.
Explain your reasoning plzzz
Question: what are you doing with your eyes, there, even.
Also, like, previous person, do check, mixing up those skin tones could be a sign of colour blindness.
TIMMMM are you sure you and Cass aren't twins ????
That's also how I tend to interpret it - I'm pretty sure I'm defaulting to the Ah-ee-shuh option, here.
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