Glinda: Elphie kissed me! Fiyero: And you kissed her back? Glinda: No, I kissed her mouth. God, you're so dumb, Fiyero!
Mobility assistance
A beginner’s star-book, an easy guide to the stars and to the astronomical uses of the opera-glass, the field-glass and the telescope, 1912
I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."
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Boo hoo 👻
Congrats to Grazer, Fat Bear Week champion of 2023. May her rule for the coming year be benevolent and just.
A child with a mask.
She/They | 20s | Here to stalk my friend's blogs mostlyProfile Pic ID: Kylo Ren walking on a light pink background
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