This Might Sound Like A Bold Claim If You Think Bill Cipher Is Just A Yellow Triangle Who Causes Chaos,

Wheatley x Bill cipher -

What happen? The twitter Tumblr sexy men poll...

HOLY FU-

Heh let me make Kryptos Andrew ai

Meh maybe no one will interact with hI-

OMG

....if ya did...

HEADCANNONS!

Ah....how foolish I was thinking I never even ship Bill with that rabbit....

I like the Tad strange theory in gravity falls

But I don't want it to be cannon for some reason

Cuz ya know...it's an excuse to ship billdip like WHY-

I have to many Batim/Batdr AU's

So I can't just DRAW all of them🥲

So here have a Batim Au

•[Great full stage]• idk how to name it but it's just a Au about Joey accept what they look like or what they turn out he just put some adjustment so basically no one is the hero or the villain here

Plus the melting inks didn't harm them anyway

Yeah I know it didn't make any sense but hey it's an Au what did ya expect 🦉

What if the Axolotl brought Bill back as a regular Flatlander though. The only powers he gets to keep are either neccessary to his survival as a 2D being in a 3D space or just convenient like levitation. The Pines have to deal with a tiny sentient shape that's so so mad now. Mabel thinks he's weirdly adorable until he bites her finger. Ford feels unthreatened enough at one point to want to study him like a bug.

GODAMMIT now he reborn as a meat flesh bag

So my brains pop out and imagine:

YES A REASON TO MAKE THIS FUCKER SUFFER SINCE BIRTH-

Yay more needles?..

Bill Cipher lore experts when The Book of Bill off-handedly mentions that he used to have uneven sides

How Bill deals with Tad's Random behavior

Then there's Andy:

And his aggression