I Miss The Times When The Comments Under Incestuous Ships Fanarts Were All Stuff Like "sweet Home Alabama"

I find it incredibly hilarious that there's so much ship discourse in the gravity falls fandom regarding more controversial ships with people arguing shit like "alex hirsch would hate you" meanwhile-

He does not give 2 shits about any shipping discourse, like these are literally his responses to getting asked questions like this, please stop dragging him into this

That feeling when your dad-husband is dead and your sister-girlfriend got one taste of someone else's pussy and immediately became a fucking cop...

me because I have an unhealthy addiction to characters being evil

Before S2 came out I thought that Vi was going to be forced to be an enforcer because her sisters a terrorist and technically she's not supposed to be out of jail so they'd give her an ultimatum to be sent back to jail or be an enforcers until they catch Jinx. And I thought the conflict between her and Cait would be that Cait didn't stand up for her or try to find another solution. that'd be cool

MY HOLY TRINITY (toxic yuri, toxic hetero & toxic yaoi)

But the best part is that in all three relationships the siblings are canonically incestuous and codependent on each other <3

im joining the war on incest on the side of incest

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The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

“whose fault is it? who’s to blame when things escalate? which sibling is worse? who went too far and crossed the hard lines too many times and who’s still kind of redeemable? was this justified or just evil? do they have morals? who should i feel bad for?” damn, aren’t y’all tired?

i’ve got a better question. how much pain do you need a person to be in for it to no longer be expected of them to act normal and rational and sane? chew on that instead.