Reblog If You’ve Read Fanfictions That Are More Professional, Better Written Than Some Actual Novels.

sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the throat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"

and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!

do you think the trend “would you still love me if i was a worm” is banned in the archives since the prentiss incident. like. tim says it as a joke once and jon almost spills his coffee on the carpet with how fast he turns around  

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Hello. I hope you have the day you deserve.

this was extremely threatening actually

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts