I Want To Bite God's Thumb Off

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

I saw this and said. “this should go on tumblr.” so now its on tumblr.

Tim: and i have to do all of this paperwork for what? Just cause Jonah's Magnussy woke up one day and decided to document the horrors? this is bullshit

Elias: Jonah's what

bonus:

more characters with superpowers who look into the whole superhero thing and decide "hm no i do not want to participate in this actually"

“Average person eats 5 statements a day” factoid actually a statistical error. Statements Jon, who lives in the archives and eats 10,000 statements per hour is an outlier and should not have been included.

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..