THE TIKTOK PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY MADE GONCHAROV!!!!!

The Admiral travels back to s1 with the ability to switch between Giant Cat and normal kitty. He walks to the Institute (he's a very smart cat Jon always said so) and eats Elias three days after Jon's promotion. For some reason this has no consequences for anyone else. Jon finds the cat he and Georgie coparented sitting on his desk covered in blood and immediately washes him off and returns him to Georgie thus reigniting their friendship. Daisy and Basira show up but they never find out who did it. Everything is resolved though Jon never stops wondering if the Admiral killed Gertrude to get him promoted.

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Will Wood in Memento Mori: “One day you’re going to die!!!”

Oliver Banks: THIS GUY FUCKING GETS IT!

I just finished MAG 200 somebody hold me as I sobk

"what even happens in the magnus archives" Everything Happens In The Magnus Archives. it's all in there. you name something that is in any way scary or unpleasant and it's in there somewhere. if you have a niche phobia or recurring nightmare of any kind, no matter how obscure you may believe it to be, then one day you are going to queue up an episode and listen to the intro music play and then they'll read out the title "episode 42069, catching you in 4k" and recite your own personal worst fear Directly into your ear canals, in exactly the words you would use to describe it. the sixth episode is about exploding worm sex that kills you. and then there are 194 more episodes after that.

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

jonathan sims s1

We should make billionaires fight to the death hunger games style, the victor keeps their life and money, the losers money goes to affordable housing clean energy research , affordable health care and reducing inflation.

woe, tma quiz be upon ye