Boss Is Asleep, Cannot Stop Me From Frogposting

Au where getting distortioned didn’t terminate Micheal’s contract, so he just kinda shows up every day, knife hands and all, and just does paperwork

nope, you can't fool me, I'm well aware that this is an inside joke from the season 1 blooper reel

i know elon musk scared to go out rn and i hope he gets fucking shot dead big time

au where the 16th fear is homophobia

It's interesting how in Fablehaven 2, Coulter is introduced as a sexist jerk who Kendra despises, and then in every other book, that's never mentioned again.

Kendra hugs him after being kidnapped in book 4 and she seems to have forgotten everything. Not me—my petty self would have been like "Wow can you believe I managed to get away from the Society without your help?? I'm just a girl, how did I do that??"

"Kendra I just didn't take you on a field trip like six months ago, get over it"

"but I'm just a girl tho???"

Statement eater, paper eater, all the same ;)

An important PSA to remember!

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