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woe, tma quiz be upon ye

"I asked chat gpt"

Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience

I think that the problem with fablehaven main characters characters lies in their lack of personalities, only ones with some sort of it are Seth, Patton and Warren, although the latter I think is just sarcasm as the coping mechanism, while Seth and Patton share exactly the same one, that's just The Male Teenager™.

Actually dragonwatch Seth had some character development, opposite to Kendra, who in the whole series not only doesn't have any character at all, also her only personality trait is not being as brave as her brother and randomly thinking that some characters are hot...

Maybe that's why I like the villains of this series so much. Vanessa, Gavin, Sphinx, Ronodin, every one of them have more interesting traits than the whole main cast altogether

Hello. I hope you have the day you deserve.

this was extremely threatening actually

Apparently Rowling hasn't tweeted since her cyber bullying meltdown, and I'm thinking that might be related to Imane Khelif's lawsuit, and now I'm wondering if we can give her an additional gold medal for being the first person to ever get JK to finally shut the fuck up.

Tim: and i have to do all of this paperwork for what? Just cause Jonah's Magnussy woke up one day and decided to document the horrors? this is bullshit

Elias: Jonah's what

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