The Monthly Routine Yk How It Goes

sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the throat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"

and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

Au where getting distortioned didn’t terminate Micheal’s contract, so he just kinda shows up every day, knife hands and all, and just does paperwork

nope, you can't fool me, I'm well aware that this is an inside joke from the season 1 blooper reel

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

Jonah Magnus' drag name would be Magnum O'Puss send tweet