silly transfem jon doodle
i love how the tma fandom came up with "lonelyeyes" which is one of the most creative ship names ive ever heard and then created "jmart" that sounds like a fucking supermarket
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
Fuck ai.
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In retrospect, it’s pretty funny that the two things in the Magnus Archives that the ‘encase it in cement’ strategy were used against were:
an immortal supernatural entity trying to spread a deadly plague to bring about the apocalypse, and
a very large pig
the suffering never ends
WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:
1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t
The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG
The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG
It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao
tma is a show which spends the first 100 episodes going "look at these monsters. aren't they fucked up. yeah and they're all so happy being monsters who hurt people monstrously" and then the protagonist who you've spent hours listening to at this point becomes one of those fucked up monsters, forcing you to either dismiss him as evil or you have to fully change how you view all the previous monsters. and then they spend the next 100 episodes dealing with that
had a dumb idea because i just remembered i used to have one of these old toy tape recorders when i was a kid and id record stories i came up with
Im in season 4 now,.... this is what happens, right?
I'ma just leave these here for like... *Cough* Research purposes and such.