“Human-Steve! I Have Been Informed That You Humans Celebrate An International Holiday Called Christ-Mass,

“Human-Steve! I have been informed that you humans Celebrate an International holiday called Christ-Mass, and even though it seems to be a rather um... odd thing to celebrate, I have petitioned the rest of  the crew to celebrate this holiday with you.”

“Wait, what does Jeww-Ish mean.”

“It means you don’t celebrate Christ-Mass? Does that make you alike with the creature Human-Heather described to me as the Grinch?”

my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion

“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”

“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*

*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”

“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”

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It’s disgusting, and creepy, and you should have a legit restraining order if you do this.

it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

It’S NOt OkaY To SeXuaLiZe CHiLd ActOrS AND ChaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

Oh my gosh, I don’t follow them but up until now all I’ve seen about them were fans talking about how cute they are. Please don’t let people ignore this!

im convinced bts isnt a real group bc nobody can be this racist right. right

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

YAS! All or nothing is going to be a thing! 

let me know if you guy want an extra pair of hands on the project ;)

SO I FOUND THIS AND I HAVE ACE/DEMI FRIENDS AND WE ARE DOING THIS ALRIGHT TUMBLR PEOPLE TIME TO WRITE

SO I FOUND THIS AND I HAVE ACE/DEMI FRIENDS AND WE ARE DOING THIS ALRIGHT TUMBLR PEOPLE TIME TO WRITE A SCRIPT! ((Aka msg me or ask me stuff to write a script! We’ll be making a youtube channel and it will all be 30 mins long each episode someone else with the script!))

We will be making a few changes, because we’re adding in a lot of my friends which are all different genders and sexualities. So ye! Please reblog if you thing we should do this!!

How to help Sudan: 7 things you can do right now for a country in crisis

Call your member of Congress. Call 202-224-3121. State your zip code. When connected, tell them you support helping the people of Sudan or send them George Clooney’s essay.

Use ResistBot to text your members of Congress. Text RESIST to 50409 and it will help you contact your elected officials and tell them to help the people of Sudan.

Give to UNICEF, which is working to help the children displaced by the conflict. Donate here

Donate to Save the Children, which has been working in Sudan since 1984. Donate here. If you prefer the International Rescue Committee, it has been in Sudan since 1989 fighting malnutrition and helping displaced families. Donate here

This Facebook campaign aims to raise funds for food and medicine for those in Sudan. Donate here  

Sign this Change.org petition demanding that “The UN must investigate the 3rd of June human rights violations in Sudan by the Military.” Sign here

This GoFundMe campaign out of the U.K. claims to be working with a Sudanese group to bring emergency medical aid to Sudan. Donate here. This GoFundMe campaign is dedicated to providing medical support for the group of non-violent protesters waging a sit-in. Donate here

How To Help Sudan: 7 Things You Can Do Right Now For A Country In Crisis

Spreading information is a big part of activism too! These are our brother and sisters who are worth being seen and heard

Let’s gate keep the dragon age fandom.

Now normally I would never encourage this but the transphobia is getting ridiculous.

Let’s Gate Keep The Dragon Age Fandom.

Y’all see this handsome young man, this is Cremissius Aclassi or Krem. He is dragon ages first confirmed trans character. Now as I search for more Krem content I have noticed a disturbing pattern of fans referring to him as a woman.

NOW THANK FUCK

They aren’t doing this to an actual living trans person, but it is still shitty to erase a trans character and try to take it from the trans fans. So I say we kick em out.

The only criteria for being in the dragon age fandom:

Do you respect trans people?

If you said yes you are in, if not go read some Harry Potter.


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And to the boys who have amazing girlfriends who are bigger than them in some way, don’t be ashamed. society puts pressure on boy’s to be macho and dominant, but you have no reason to fit into their cookie cutter mold, especially if you love someone who doesn’t fit either.

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