When Your Bestie Tells You You Have A “drinking Problem” Just Because You Wanted To See What Your

Also back to potlucks, I know that all the church potlucks I’ve been to ( at several different churches) they will always try to send leftovers home with big or struggling families. Family took a pay cut, take home the last half of that casserole. Family of 8 takes home the second in opened enchilada tray. They also always label who made the food because you never take home your own dish ( unless it was picked clean) some one else will have your dish, and they need to know who to return it to. Some communities also have programs where people can make home cooked meals and they will be delivered to struggling families, I know when my dad lost his job our local program sent us at least one batch of home made cookies a month.

Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

I’m adding dragon age all games

The Witcher (tv +wild hunt game)

Star Wars (most media types)

Mass effect( 1+2)

Hello everyone,

As some of you know I’m an aspiring author, but I want to practice writing short stories. So I’m asking for requests, these will be short one page stories and may take a little while to be written.

Here is a list of fandoms I can write for:

Percy Jackson (riodenverse from the the lightning thief to the hammer of Thor)

Harry Potter

Voltron

Avatar: The Last Airbender ( + legend of Korra seasons 1-2)

Fullmetal Alchemist

Naruto

Yuri on Ice

Ouron High School Host Club

Demon Slayer

More bay be added later. If your fandom isn’t on here you are welcome to ask I may have forgotten one.

Damn and here I was brushing Kung-Fu Panda off because I thought it was a silly kids film.

imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

Guys you can’t include the bear you’ll attract the furries.

Here is a preview of some characters in our upcoming pilot series Sin With Me!✨ If it becomes a full series who would you want as another love interest?💘

Sera wrote this.

Iron Bull and Blackwall both have soft chubby tummies and if you draw them with a toned 6-pack I will personally come into your house, move all your furniture 3 inches to the right and steal every one of your left shoes

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

Also:

The clones calling themselves brothers

One clone telling some tall tale about rescuing a damsel in distress, to which the othe clone replied “You’ve never met a girl.”

Muma, the little twi’lek girl that got adopted by two clones

“How come every time you fly we crash?” “It’s not my fault it’s the ship!” -Anikin Skywalker (one of the best pilots of Obi Wan has ever known)

Mace Windu straight up calling Obi Wan ugly.

Battle droids calling Obi Wan impressive, only to be immediately killed by Grievous

Dooku, Anikin, and Obi Wan getting tied together in a line.

Asohka. enough said

And this dude

Why Clone Wars is the best thing ever:

R2 has literally murdered someone on screen and was covered in their blood the whole episode.

Space Godzilla.

Jar Jar and 3PO found Anakin’s cloak on Padme’s ship. I’ll let you put two and two together.

“Are your scopes…Jedi issue, sir?”

Embo’s frisby hat.

Ahsoka and Anakin snuck behind enemy lines by hiding under a goddamn box.

Grievous had his droids destroy a pirate ship just for the hell of it.

Mace and Jar Jar have actually been on a buddy cop mission together.

Two completely unrelated instances of zombies appearing. 

Obi-Wan had tea with an enemy general.

Five seasons later Maul had tea with a mandalorian terrorist.

Ahsoka’s first big mission was babysitting a slug.

Rex hitting his head on a pipe.

Blue Shadow Virus is literally the Black Plague. In SPACE.

Everything else. The whole show is a masterpiece.

Remember teens still count as minors so even if they talk about older children they are still breaking the law.

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen