*during The War*

*during the war*

Naruto: Obito’s too powerful, Sensei! How do we defeat him?!

Kakashi: Don’t worry kid, I’ve prepared for this possibility …

Kakashi: *bites thumb*

Kakashi: Summoning : Old lady with groceries no jutsu!

*an elderly woman appears in front of them, laden down with heavy-looking grocery bags*

Old Woman: Oh dear, these are so heavy, however shall I make it home?

Obito:

Obito: *visibly twitching*

Obito: *goes to her and picks up all of the bags*

Obito: Let me help you with that, obaasan.

Old Woman: Oh, thank you! What a nice young man …

Obito, turning his head: This isn’t over, asshole. When I get back —

Old Woman: And when we get to my house, maybe you’d help me with a few of the chores? I’ll give you some cookies in return!

Obito:

Obito: … yes, ma’am.

The others: