Kimi Räikkönen Doing His Mandatory Military Service.

Kimi Räikkönen doing his mandatory military service.

This baby face recruit, who is scratching his cheek in such a shy and demure manner, held the record for longest punitive confinement, at 20 days.

One night during his military service, he went out with his friend and they both got drunk. Because they got back to the premises too late, they couldn't use the main entrance, and instead decided to climb over the fence.

His friend got caught by authorities, but Kimi hid in a ditch while they searched for him with dogs. He then managed to crawl back to his barracks undetected, and hide under his bed where he was later found muddy, and covered in twigs.

The little smartass was questioned how he managed to get past the dogs, to which he answered: “That’s what you teach us here, we are scouts.”

On another occasion he ran away from the army because they wouldn't let him go to a race, and only came back because he was promised that if he did, they'd let him go after all.

They lied.