Nonex-on-the-way - I'm A Punny Excuse For A Human

me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

Your body is a planet

I honestly think so:

Your smile is a diamond

What you call “ugly strechmarks”, I call a breathtaking montain range

Your “body fat” are dunes of sand that I dream of gliding across

Your eyes are an ocean that I want to drown in

Your hair is a waterfall one could only HOPE to touch

Your freckles make stars pale in comparison

So, please take care of your planet?

i couldn't even appreciate the artistry behind the clothing designs this year at the met gala because my bitterness and anger toward the exorbitantly wealthy has grown too much to be contained i try to say ooo pretty gown but all the black hateful bile starts oozing out from under the lid of its container. 7 months of genocide and the largest homeless camps my city has ever seen and food banks in the universities and baby formula locked behind glass and stomach gnawing guilt over a $7 latte and rent is always late and always behind on electricity bills uh ohhhh summer is here time for another wild fire. oooo pretty gown. the next met gala theme will be bear spray and what happens is i bear spray inside the gallery. i can't even force a sort of healthy detachment anymore like "haha oh well i guess that movie actor is rich it's not like they're an ultra wealthy bazillionaire oooo pretty gown" they're all worms to me vile beasts i look at them in their isolated imagine john lennon covid song bubble and i feeeeeel the milk of human kindness curdling within me. how can you smile at the camera. we are all dying girl. isn't there a protest not even a block away from you guys? protesters and riot cops and homeless ppl in the streets. i guess that's unfair you guys deserve a night of glitz and glamour and getting away from it all as if you're not constantly away from it all. girl we are dying. sick sick world. sick dying world. anyway i didn't watch the met gala this year

Inverted ballpoint pen drawing!! The first picture is what I drew and the second picture is the inverted final piece

I'm starting a collection

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.