PARABLE WRAPPED 2024
You entered 24744 doors, impressive!
You chose the right door 2916 times. Could’ve been a few more, don’t you think?
You chose the left door 6264 times. Really?
You explored a total of 43 endings. How exciting!
Your favorite ending was the Countdown Ending, which you played 746 times. Do you have something to tell me?
The Skip Button was pressed uh. Hm. There doesn’t appear to be a number here, Stanley… Let’s just ignore this data point. It’s for the best, Stanley!
You went down 52 holes! Seems a little obsessive.
You jumped 38 times. uh. Stanley how did you do that? The Jump Circle gave you 36, did you steal two jumps?!
You created 271 sequels. Stanley, there’s only one sequel, The Stanley Parable: 2. Did you mess with this data?
You experienced freedom exactly zero… Stanley what is this?! You did the Freedom Ending plenty of times, why is there a zero on my screen?!
What? No! Stop laughing! You really did mess with the data didn’t you? Hmph. You couldn’t let me have this one thing, you had to ruin it too.
Well, here’s your final piece of data.
You annoyed me more times than you could even comprehend. How’s that. Don’t look at me like that, Stanley.
I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.
will wood fans whose favourite songs are i/me/myself and the main character beating the fake fan allegations off with a stick
tally hall fans whose favourite songs are the bidding, ruler of everything and hidden in the sand beating the fake fan allegations off with a stick
that handsome devil fans whose favourite song is charlie’s inferno beating the fake fan allegations off with a stick
penelope scott fans whose favourite songs are rät and sweet hibiscus tea beating the fake fan allegations off with a stick
lemon demon / neil cicierega fans whose favourite songs are fine, touch tone telephone and two trucks beating the fake fan allegations off with a stick
jack stauber fans whose favourite songs are oh klahoma, buttercup, just take my wallet, cupid, baby hotline, actually, you know what nevermind jack stauber fans are exempt from this a shit tone of his songs are very popular on tiktok and other platforms, still adding the daz black gif though
gorillaz fans whose favourite songs are feel good inc, clint eastwood, rhinestone eyes and DARE beating the fake fan allegations off with a stick
had an idea for a barbershop quartet Hatsune Miku ballad.........
(lyrics below the cut!)
i have a voice
i’ll sing your tune
sing about the sun and stars and moon
but in the end
it’s up to you
i sing your song
and that’s all that i ever do
every note
is made by you
what’s a blue haired, pigtailed girl to do
in the end
i make no sound
oh the songs i’d sing if you were not around!
i sing your song
all night long
never wrong
but i just sing along…
the tune is done
and I’m a star
i feel so close and yet so very far
in the end
it’s up to you
i sing your song
and that’s all I ever do
the mystery of allium village 🔎🧄
2econd 2ight 2QUEER (that was fun, goodbye)
the song with five GENDERS
LOVE IS LOVE, me normally
outliars and hypocrites: a fun fact about ASEXUALS
TRANSGENDER VISIBILITY day in vestal, ny (bones)
the MLM character
i/me/myself
against the SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE
becoming the LGBTQ+
LESBIAN'S angel (hurt people? hurt people?)
MS. capgras
10-4 6-up 5-oh cop-out pro-NOUNS
will wood and the TRANSGENDERS
new penumbra pod ep guys.. how we feeling
personally I am loosing my mind, hope you guys feel the same <3
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