Notme2001 - 221101

MC: If I died-

Solomon, reading his book: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

The cultural impact Arrested Development has had is insane especially because it feels like a lot of people dont realize they are citing that show

"Dead dove: do not eat"

"Good for her"

"How much could a banana cost?"

The gif of the excavation site skull being smashed

"I love all of my children equally- I dont care for Gob"

"We finish each others sandwiches"

"Get me a vodka-" its the morning- "and a piece of toast"

"Why are you squeezing me with your body"

Do people know? Do they know they are quoting Lucille Bluth???

When you ship a guy and a girl: "Eww. Why can't a guy and a girl be friends? They are besties, they are are like siblings."

When you ship a two dudes/chicks that have a close friendship and are like siblings or hate each other: "Yassss! The gays!"

To people calling Louis a hypocrite over the Lestat exception to his ‘no whites’ rule. He was using the ‘no Homers (plural) argument. He was allowed to have one.

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Do you ever just go

"Know only this, mon cher, you are the only being I trust, and whom I love, above and beyond myself. All my love belongs to you. You are its keeper. A veil will now forever separate our union. But it is a thin veil and I am always on the other side, face pressed up against your longing."

Me rn.

"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me

personally if i was deeply in love with a guy and managed to get with half of his family but not him despite our intense sexual chemistry i’d throw a fit and murder him too

I'm still mad, i even had a cuba libre to calm down my nerves