I Hate Small Talk Can You Put Your Cigarette Out On Me

watching the princess bride as a bisexual

ITS AFTER NINE PM IM NOT ALLOWED TO THINK ABOUT HOW FUCKED MY LIFE IS RIGHT NOW

after watching thunderbolts i can confidently say that i loooove pathetic looking white guys

google, how do i not hate myself???????

the I am Steve guy from memory

today i took the order of a family with two kids. after i rang them up the little girl (maybe like eleven) came up to me and asked if she can take a picture of my hair. my hair is green and it was just up in a claw clip. i really admired how brave she was :) it made me think about when i was a kid there were so many ppl who i thought looked so cool and i wished i was them. ppl with piercings, colored hair, cool glasses, cool clothes… i can’t believe i became one of those grown ppl who kids can look at and wish they looked like me. made my day and reminded me that i need to keep on living so kids can have someone else to look at and see what they want to be when they grow up

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

So you’re telling me he’s outside weeping for his wife every night and she’s inside trying to find a way back to him. Okay. Cool. Haha yeah that’s fine. I’m gonna go ballistic