Binding Of Isaac

If you thought Sikhs at the RNC was bad, just wait until Fuentes starts endorsing homo-fascism.

Made for cock btw

Okay this is me RN, NOBODY DO OR SAY ANYTHING TO ME TO FUCK THIS UP

Happy fat pussy Friday

Many such cases, when will they have the both option clickable at checkout

help my gf helped me realise i actually do have bottom dysphoria but getting bottom surgery wouldnt fix it, can someone invent new genitals just 4 meeee

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David Lynch instructing Angelo Badalamenti on the character and backstory of Hsu Hao so he can improvise a theme for him within 20 minutes:

I want you to imagine a battlefield in the middle of the netherrealm. there is flame EVERYWHERE. theres a shy but loyal soldier with a chest laser and cybernetic heart. hes ready for one on one combat. mano e mano. he who would never betray the red dragon clan. a chorus of spines cracking everywhere around you. what kind of melody does that conjure up

scruffy girls

Kazuma kiryu second life

#planetsex #peaceandlove

Fish sex reversal positivity post

Potter Angelfish

Change from female to male when they've grown big enough

Anemone fish

Change from male to female when the leading female dies

Coral gobies

Change their sex to whatever matches the partner they find

*buzzer noise* yeah sorry I think it's gonna be the tide washing our bodies away on this one

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

Ever wonder what it sounds like to be mounted and bred, to be forced to organs until you physically can’t anymore?

5 minutes of stuffed puppy noises, you’re welcome