Hi, I'm NURSEFAILURE!!! Except that is nawt my name obviously that's just my branding (???)
I'm Ryver!! I am a queer (fuck labels) west-german (MINOR) dude who spends too much time nitpicking at his own code and contemplating whether to actually do something or just procrastinate and scroll on tumblr/twitter/tiktok for hours...
I go exclusively by He/Him and masc/neutral terms, though I AM Agender!!! Except that's just what I paste for clarity because the concept of gender doesn't make sense to me lmao I'm just me bro
My interests lie in a variety of things, such as coding, writing, playing games (like NIKKE, lots of Visual novels, cookie run, pokemon...) And more. One of my biggest current interests is SW and the nightlife industry, but not from an angle of appeal and moreso the topic as a whole! It's insanely interesting to me and my sona is based on kyabakura hostesses for that same reason RAHH
I am taken!! I have been for about 2.9 years (as of 14.05.25) and that by my absolute godsend sunshine of a partner ( @certifiedsungod ) , talking about him is a big chunk of my personality so like beware /silly
I am a(n aspiring) game dev, specifically the founder of LUMAR EXPRESS ENTERTAINMENT 🙂↕️🙂↕️ .... Which consists of exactly three depressed homos (me, the coder and writer, Phrog the artist #1 and musician and Liv the artist #2 and emotional support) but that's besides the point LOL
I love thinking about my projects, specifically PROJECT LUMAR.... huge ginormous projects that I want to make my career (hopefully)
PROJECT LUMAR is a category of projects I have crammed into the same overall world,, LUMAR!! Wow you couldn't have guessed that huh /j anyhow..
LUMAR encompasses 355 countries as of present time in lore (yes, I do enjoy torturing myself) and the projects work to bring awareness to a variety of topics while also encouraging proper representation with well-written lore. (No one stays one dimensional in MY household) As of now we're still in the concept stage and will remain buried there for a LONG time,,,
Currently we only have one MC finished and designed and that is coincidentally my sona.... Ryver Miya’moro! Before you ask he literally had the name Ryver first I literally snatched it off of him and it's been my irl and online name since 🙂↕️
Now that I have mentioned my shayla I obviously have to talk about him
Art by my beloved, aka certifiedsungod
(“Ryver” lumarian for “to be wrathful/wrath-filled + Miya’moro, lumarian for courageous (Miiyaa) and beast (mo’oro) )
Is the #1 hostess of Kiyokami (located within the region TRAP’E MAR KAMIR, lumarian “ki’yyo” defining + “ka’mi” future, a cyberpunk “paradise” known for its nightlife and racing) as well as a champion racer who frequently wins international cups.
He may be a trans man, but he uses the fact of being afab to his advantage to garner fame and love from people in Kiyokami and even internationally. He works at IIKO++, a popular hostess club known for its bunny (suit) theme owned by his adoptive mother with his adoptive siblings.
Logo of IIKO++ in lumarian, designed by me!
Outside of work Ryver is way more timid, preferring to be cooped up in his penthouse apartment that is part of a complex belonging to his racing team. He spends his time collecting figures of his favorite queer pairings, being especially picky about food, buying all sorts of things with his boundless amounts of money (and overspending on charities), coding, posting freaky stuff on social media for his fans or working on androids. Yes, robots! He loved building those and will fight tooth and nail to build you a functional prosthetic if you even *dare* to exist next to him with an old looking one.
When not in his half-bubbly half-freakish-dominatrix hostess sona he's generally a MEANIE. In the sense he'll gladly tell you to fuck off if you get an inch too close to him. He has mood swings and anger issues (which shine when he's on the race track, he's Kiyokami's very own Max Verstappen) but he's mostly angry due to unexplained pain in his whole body.. (Wow I wonder who that is based on!! Haha...) He prefers being on his own but usually doesn't mind company unless said company is annoying.
He owns a pet bunny called Cookie, a white fur ball with black and brown spots. A feral creature. She bites. She will bite you in the ass. Watch out.
Errr I can't say too much I'll be spoiling future games so you get basic information yay!!
Back to ME over my sona uehehe...
I have a spending problem I love commissioning artists UAUAUAJAJAUUA
“nursefailure” aka my whole branding comes from my trauma regarding hospitals, I use hospital related stuff to expose myself to it and cope with what happened there. It is really really dear to me because it keeps me from TWEAKING OUT /j
I also go by “hostessfailure” for similar reasons. I don't like unhealthy coping mechanisms (2 years SH clean, baby!) Annnd using my interest in nightlife and hospital stuff to cope with all the SHIT life puts me through really really helps!! So no I will unlikely conform to the idea that teens aren't supposed to talk about sexual shit. I am COPING!!!! I have HORMONES!!!!!! (And hypersexuality) learning and coping using this stuff is keeping me healthy and as close to happy as I can get in my current environment
Before you come with internet safety; yes, I know. But I also have a group of friends I can unleash on any hoe trying any funny shit + it's an integral part of interacting with me so it IS kinda important because I tend to ramble about it.
That out of the way I WILL massively try to befriend you! social interaction is scared of me!!! Jokes aside I am social. When I want to be. 90% of the time I just don't want to.
I don't have a strict dni (they don't make sense to me) but I WILL block freely. Also if you don't like my partner for any ungodly reason I will bite you and I will not wanna conform to your shit nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also don't stalk me that's fucking weird
Uhh BYI I swear a lot!!! I make sexual jokes, not about people but just in general!!!!! I have strict opinions, especially politically and I will loudly voice them!!! I can be self-deprecating without realizing it. I joke about a lot of my trauma to cope. I am prone to talking about my partner a TON so if you don't like that get out. I have a problem of trying to correct people (trying to be helpful) but I understand if you don't enjoy that.
I talk about the stupid unexplained pain I have, bodywide pain that sometimes is near immobilizing for me!!!!!! Yes I'm getting test after test rn,,,,, doctor stop snatching my blood I'm gonna go dryyyyyy /silly
Oh yeah also if your ass is friends with the groomer (floof18 / lucindaraptor) and won't let me educate you on WHY they're a pedophile and a creep I don't wanna talk to you!!!
Some of the tags I use frequently!!
#nursefailure posting — everything me
#ryver shitposts — reposts and other bs
#returninglotus — me && beloveds gayass pokemon bw ocs!!
Anyways that's it yeay I may punch more stuff in in thefuture
When you start New leaf and are greeted by two of your all-time favorite villagers (Tiffany & Lily)
MY QUEENS!!!!! HELLO <33333 (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
Pusteblumen daran erinnerst du mich
Idk
Sunshine dandelions the sea,,,, Kastanienbäume,,, sea shells!!!
summer but not like beach tropical moreso those quiet warm evenings when the sun is going down and it tints the sky golden the months july and august
Very pretty you don't see it but I do,,,,, I have to violently stop myself from looking at you (mission failed miserably) I like the way you sound especially when you laugh it makes me very happy
You're kind, you may be anxious and get jittery in public but you're a very kind and usually gentle person (at least with me) and I like the way your brain works,,,, I also find your attempts of joke-violence funny, the jabs you make at others and the way you talk about the things you love makes me shiver (in a good way)
you're very creative and also very *very* goofy... Lovably so,,,, you live rentfree in my head especially in my dreams,,, every time you apologize for not being good at reciprocating I die internally you DON'T NEED TO DO THAT!!!! I'm okay with what we have more than that I'm gonna explode the love you give me is more than enough You already have me giggling kicking my feet and shit I would probably turn into a puddle
I ALREADY TURN INTO A PUDDLE!!! my favorite things are when you pat my head or just play around with my fingers (very pain relieving too)
You soothe and dull my body-wide pain immensely just by existing next to me (apparently that's a science backed up thing) which really just tells me how much I love you,,,, also you make me really sleepy and calm suddenly my violent urges are dead and gone and that's really nice,,,, I'm always aching for days on end just from being gently poked/touched or simply wearing clothes but the aches you leave on my body whether from hugging or whatever else actually feel pleasant, like something I can cherish,,,,,,
I would go to say you've reclaimed my body from the abuse I've suffered to a point where I can associate it with us rather than my aggressors but I don't know if that sounds weird,,,,,
but that's not you attributes more me attributes sifbdkfbf I'm getting gayly off track,,, how could I not??? I've been a fool for you for nearly 9 years,,,, foolmaxxing or something,,, you've saved my life on so many different occasions and you probably don't even know
Overall you're very dear to me I love you so much and I'm gonna kiss you (gently,,,, lovingly and on the cheek,,,,,)
Yap yap yap ..
Really thinking about how people who know me all have different perceptions of me is very funny to me
Like what
Especially when it's people I don't know irl the idea is very silly to me
Mini yap of active brain decay
Mini thing
Work in progress...
Fridolin has an adopted son post b2w2... his name is Chip !!!
Unfortunately I also made this.......because Chip is kalosian ................ it's totally funny
Crying
Grraaa
Yokai watch brainrot
Yokai watch brainrot!!!!
Improvised human design for my SHAYLA Casanuva!!!!!!!! I LOVE this self obsessed idiot
Half serious ship ....... .....
The idea of them together is very funny to me
I love them!!
How about Father's day
Happy Mother's day to all the mothers out there, and me also
My artblock is horrendously picky
Tyrant ... as the wisteria maiden ..??
I wanted to work on lore related stuff
But my weird artblock only let me draw this..... I like it tho 🎉
Me when I do pokemon oc lore on a whim!!!!
Ryver standing with Bede at the counter (he follows him everywhere because on god he doesn't know what else to do)
Also Ryver silently observing everything ↓↓↓
He was like “you fight I'll take away the wishing stars” but ended up just watching instead (ˊ˘ˋ*)
Oh my goodness I very much have to elaborate on their relationship
I have decided to give myself the freedom of letting them be even more messed up because I have been having the immense urge to do so since the beginning but I wasn't confident enough for it
THESE TWO.... pls ignore if I'm less intricate or something here I feel like this loredump is gonna be more messy in a way??
Fridolin is SEVERELY dependent on Zinzolin. Like, to an obviously unhealthy degree. Zinzolin picked him up when he was at his worst, taught him to blame himself for all the shit that happened to him under the guise of helping him improve himself and his whole 'sage-in-training- status. Zinzolin and the work he gives Fridolin lets Fridolin feel a sense of purpose and in some way makes him feel like he's redeeming himself from his past actions (which were totally all his fault definitely). Fridolin essentially develops a borderline obsession with Zinzolin.
Zinzolin could not care LESS about Fridolin.... like, seriously, that's just another dude who conveniently got very attached to him and would protect him with his life. Except there is this weird sense of pride there, also. Zinzolin doesn't like it because it's already too much of an attachment in his eyes, but he is proud of Fridolin's achievements. Fridolin is after all very much his mentee, and seeing him actually succeeding and even excelling at his duties makes him feel proud. Something which Zinzolin likes even less is that there is an odd sense of care he feels for Fridolin, at least eventually he does.
There's definitely a mutual care between the two even if Zinzolin doesn't like acknowledging it. That care is however very twisted and messed up!
It's a horrible little mix of borderline romantic, purely manipulative, desperation to get over someone else from both sides and an odd platonic appreciation.
Zinzolin tries hard to keep their relationship purely work-based but he fails miserably at it.. There is never anything explicitly romantic between them. Zinzolin wouldn't let it get to that point. (Bear with me here I really can't describe this the same way I tried my best to do with the other lore dumps)
The distancing really doesn't work. It's a constant "only once, only this small thing" which just ends with things happening again and again. Like I mentioned before they are not explicitly romantic and there's boundaries that are never crossed but it's smaller stuff that happens over and over again which has this borderline romantic undertone (I'm doing my best here to word this).
Only image I have of one example... like Fridolin being allowed to sit on Zinzolin's desk. That's a thing. Fridolin sees this as one of his greatest accomplishments, that is his spot and he has it because Zinzolin at the very least tolerates him. It makes him feel validated. Zinzolin keeps telling himself that it's, well, a one time thing! That it's just for fun, to see and maybe internally laugh at how giddy Fridolin gets over it. It's not. Not entirely anyways. Partially it's also because he does enjoy Fridolin's company.
They rely on each other to cope with the fact that they're trying to get over someone else.. Fridolin sees his entire past way of living as wrong, that includes his relationship. He blames himself for getting distracted, and considers the reason for his distraction to be his ex.. who he never officially broke up with but that's just a fun fact. Zinzolin is trying to distract himself from his weird feelings for Ghetsis which he wishes didn't exist. They use their bond with each other as a means of coping with this.
Fun image depicting Fridolin debating if he could style his hair to look like whatever Ghetsis has going on and whether that would get his boss to love him or not...
They are. Incredibly messed up. Both of them. And they both grow dependent on each other to each different degrees. I really can't get myself to explain this in a more organized and thorough way this will just have to do.. but yay!!! Giving myself the freedom to let them be like this!!!!!!!
I keep getting spam messages so I gotta tell them I have a beautiful husband (boyfriend) at home (near me by online standards but bro still lives 45 minutes away by car) ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋
unlabeled He/Him idiot Game Dev with too much time and lotsa pain (minor) https://nursefailure.lumarexpress.net/ ZAG's REAL WIFE number 1 Author & Korelin fan banner art by willicelettuce
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