Nvmalfoy - Darling, You're Boring Me

lunapandora​:

for: LUCIUS & NARCISSA. @slipperyfriend // @nvmalfoy where: a country club. when: morning.

     Walking through the gates of the club (which, of course, opened as if they were charmed to her very aura), Luna Lovegood felt a tinge of nervousness float within her. It had been a warm day so far, the sun was shining brightly outside, but the moment Luna stepped through the entrance, the clouds shifted to shield her from the sun. She reckoned the property was charmed to stay comfortably warm with a nice breeze whilst keeping the sun out of the players eyes. She couldn’t say she didn’t welcome the break from squinting.      Notebook tucked under one arm and quill stuck in her bun, Luna allows a valet to take her jacket and direct her towards where her hosts waited. Upon having been invited to the country club, Luna assumed that Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy wished for her to interview them on their tennis skills, or their witty banter, or their epic romance, or any sort of elite wixen cliche. She was lying if she said she wasn’t looking forward to it— it was not every day the Quibbler got to cover the ‘higher society’ lifestyle, and her article quota had been rather low recently.      She smiles at the valet and bids them a nice day after they direct her towards the Malfoys. At first, Luna isn’t quite sure what she’s looking at— did Lucius Malfoy’s shorts happen to shrink in the wash, or were they supposed to be that tight? She flushes, her eyes refusing to drop below his chin, and with a “Good morning, Mr. Malfoy,” she hurriedly turns to Narcissa instead. “And to you as well, Mrs. Malfoy. I hope you’ve had a lovely day so far.” Taking a seat in the empty chair at the table, she resists the urge to tear her napkin to pieces in nervous energy. She takes a sip from a pre-filled glass of water and smiles at the pair.      Let’s just say, if someone had told Luna Lovegood this morning that she would be sitting in a fancy country club, making polite conversation with the Malfoy diarchy— who were, amusingly enough, dressed in matching tennis uniforms— she would suspect them of having come down with the most severe case of the nargles she had ever witnessed. 

When Narcissa wed her husband, she assumed matching star signs meant the two Geminis would always be at odds. (When Draco’s birthday landed in the month of June, she knew it was certain she would never know peace again.) She couldn’t have been more wrong. Lucius was everything and more than she had known to ask for. She had seen all he could offer on the surface when she had chosen him as the one to help her escape a fun but ultimately disappointing engagement to Rabastan. Power, money, and a name not tied to blood traitors and runaways leading a once great family to nothing but ruin was required. Power, money, and the Malfoy name were easily obtained. Falling deeply in love with her equal was a wonderful bonus.

One hand and diamond adorned fingers interlaced with her husband’s. Another adjusting the collar of Lucius’ polo shirt, Narcissa giggled with delight at his retelling of the match they had just won. The Shafiqs had hired an instructor since their last embarrassing loss and still weren’t good enough to get a single point. Narcissa’s and Lucius’ victory should feel hollow, after having won so many times, but seeing her joy of over their win reflected in her husband’s eyes led Narcissa to feeling much too proud of herself them. She would listen to him describe her powerful serve or his own backhand volley with euphoria while she could. Before one of them decided arguing was a much more exciting prospect.  What was that chittering? Narcissa’s easy grin cooled as she eyed up their new arrival. The heel of one of her shoes she had changed into as soon as they had exited the court coming down on the toe of her husband shoe quite hard. The object of his most obvious affair was making herself at home at their table, one dead set where all eyes of the club could look upon the beauty of the two, now three, blonds. It seemed surprises were now his method of keeping things interesting. “Miss Lovegood. To what do we owe the pleasure of seeing you here?” 

slipperyfriend​:

WHO: @nvmalfoy​  WHEN: 6th May, 2003. WHERE: Flourish & Blotts, Diagon Alley.

Surely this was just a case of what they called buyer’s remorse. 

The quest for the perfect bride-to-be had led he and his wife down many avenues, delving into many deep and winding rabbitholes that they never wished to enter ever again and yet here they were again, only hours after the official offer had been extended and accepted by the Dolohovs (the expression on Antonin’s face did not bear thinking about — Russians wore smug so terribly), bickering behind bookshelves once again as the Selwyn girl did her absolute best to pretend she hadn’t noticed them.

“She is just so terribly old, darling,” he sighed, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear before his eyes drifted to peer over the top of the shelf in the direction of the counter with a judgemental eye, “And when was the last time a Selwyn did anything of note? Perhaps Draco will be inspired to learn Russian or — Chess?”

There had to be something the Dolohovs were good at beyond drinking that paint-thinner disguised as vodka (he could still feel it, burning away at his insides from Antonin’s celebratory toast) and fighting bears. Draco needed no encouragement in the area of cavorting with bears. 

If not for the lurking public pretending not to be gazing upon the private moment between the Wixen World’s happiest couple, Narcissa would have swatted her husbands hand far from her. Her hair had been styled to perfection, charms and pins keeping her cascading locks high in the air. Any strands fallen free from the carefully coifed creation were intentional. Her hair was not to be disturbed in public.  The public, however, was still gawking. Looking to see what books the Malfoys purchased, what novel or author was in. Bringing a hand up to caress her husband’s cheek, Narcissa’s beamed like the besotted wife she played so well. Her gaze full of annoyance she knew Lucius could identify after years of sharing their lives together. “She could be beautiful if she put any thought into her appearance.” Her heels didn’t lend her the height needed to follow his gaze and catch sight of Audrey above the stacks. Pushing the copies of The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore aside to spot the witch in question, a quiet tsk left her. “Have you seen Warren at the club lately? Antisocial behavior could be hereditary.” 

Tinkling laughter, quiet melodic notes that seemed to go on forever, filled the space between them. “A Malfoy man with a talent for chess? We’re seeking perfection, darling. Not an impossibility.”

@draconianmalfoy

bweezley​:

cobblestones & ice cream cones | open

The evening drew near, and the streets of Diagon Alley had nearly emptied – all the mummies and daddies wanted to be home in time for supper, shopping could wait. Gringotts had been busy, but, like clockwork, as the sun went away, so did their clientele. The cobblestoned streets beckoned, as did the lure to be home with his girls, but it was a feeling rather than any actual reasoning, that he should wait, just a moment longer, before heading home. A familiar face fell into his line of vision in almost an instant, and a smile brightened his features. Bill raised his hand in greeting, lengthening his stride to catch up to them.

Though he’d always deny any and all similarities between himself and his mother, there was no question that Bill was a bit of a mother hen. Of course, he wasn’t as much a worrier or as much a busybody as Molly, but he’d inherited her need for an open-door policy. If someone needed a place to stay or a hot meal or a quick conversation, there wasn’t a way Bill could possibly say no. He looked a bit frightening, especially with his newly-accessorized face, but smiles came easily to Bill and a greeting always seemed to be exchanged. 

“Haven’t seen you in a while,” Bill said lightly, “Everything goin’ alright at the moment?” He glanced around him – would have offered a drink or a cup of coffee, even, but only Florean Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlour beckoned. “Can I buy you, erm, a cone?”

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Cool blue eyes narrowed in well masked confusion as the corner of Narcissa’s painted lips quirked up for a mere moment before her gaze fell upon the deep scars marring a once near perfect face. She didn’t turn to see who it was one William Weasley could be smiling at for it couldn’t be that he was bold enough to smile and wave and run up to her. It didn’t matter if the streets were empty, bare of any small crying children or nosy shopkeepers always owling in their exclusive tips to Spella Weekly about what small business the Malfoy couple would close next. He, tragic William, should know better. “Yes. You haven’t.” William should know what went amiss between them. There would no longer be any longing looks or wistful sighs amidst the vaults deep below the cobblestones of Diagon Alley. Their hands would no longer brush once Narcissa found reason to lure the formerly ruggedly handsome man down the winding cart tracks to help her find some paltry stone her mother had once adorned herself with in the winter of nineteen thirty-three. “I’m perfectly fine, William.” She sniffed, affected by his destroyed appearance more than she would care to let on. It was a travesty that fate would choose the only decent looking man in the goblin’s gilded marbled home to curse but Weasley blood had always been tainted. Or was it the Prewett genes, that had given him a previously unmatched jawline now ruined by association with that maiming, cursing the younger man?

“You must control yourself in public. A cone. What’s next? A ring?” Slim fingers, capped by sharp but well-shaped painted nails, pulled a handkerchief from her purse and dabbed the non-existent tears (that threatened to fall from her eyes) right out of their non-existent existence. “The mother of your child– Fleurine. I heard the most awful whisper about her penchant towards anger. You must know if you need somewhere to stay while you–” Her wrist twirled effortlessly, the graceful motion only lacking the wand to cap off its magic. “Heal, you only need to ask. I’m sure someone could point you in the direction of a suitable halfway house for unwed fathers.” Or ruined future greek mythological legends.

rabastanlcstrange​:

WHO @blanchexxprimpernelle​ & @nvmalfoy​ WHEN 12 June 2003. WHERE The Augurey Club.

The sunglasses were a poor disguise. Perched upon the bridge of his nose and designed to keep the world out or another world in, they had done little in the way of providing a shield either way — he felt scrubbed raw and exposed, every nerve awake and inflamed. Bash could hear the whispers floating around the patio, could taste the distinct lack of champagne in his mimosa (clearly Rolf had gotten to them here, too) and with each passing moment the urge to drive the stem of that crystal glass into the nearest overly-deferential neck was becoming a more viable option. And yet.

He took a sip of orange juice and soda water (a monstrosity), nose wrinkling and teeth bared in a smile that had turned half-feral as his head turned in anticipation of the click of heels upon the tiles of the patio. “You’re late,” he offered, raising his half-full glass of not-mimosa into the air in the hopes it might be swept away and replaced with one less disappointing. Time was slippery at the moment, skittering away between his fingers whenever he tried to pluck at the strings of it. “You missed the shift-change for the pool boys.”

Small sunglasses slid down to reveal a judgement filled gaze, a sliver of eyes and skin not hidden by the sun hat gracing her blonde head, as Narcissa tilted her head down to get a better look at her brother-in-law and almost first husband. “You’re early?” She sniffed, raising her chin up in even more judgement as she stole the glass from his hand. “I don’t know what I expected after you fled to host your little theatre games.” Without inviting her.

The sip was horrific and Narcissa had half the mind to spat the concoction out on the patio stone but ladies didn’t spit. Instead, she swallow the horrific citrus-y drink as her lip curled and slid the glass across the table and as far away from the pair of them as she could manage. “What was that? Poison?” Not willing to spend another moment with the foul taste on her tongue she removed her glasses, tucked one ankle behind the other, and glanced in the direction of one of the cabana boys. He came running.

“I’m not sure who in their right mind decided that–” A french tipped nail pointed to the offending drink. “–was an acceptable thing to serve but I’ll need their name. Immediately. Three fresh mimosas. Bring the bottle.” Her eyes slid over to Bash. “A black coffee.” When the pool boy didn’t scurry along to fix the grave error, Narcissa’s gaze shifted slowly. The effort of acknowledging a cabana boy who couldn’t even have the decency to unbutton his shirt quite taxing. She blinked and as if that simple action had broken the spell, the boy spun and left in a frenzy of flurried embarrassment.

Leaning over, she planted a kiss on Bash’s cheek and patted his face to see if some color could return to the sour disposition she adored. “You look terrible.”

@blanchexxprimpernelle​

swancries​:

open

diagon alley

The Diagon Alley’s florist has given Cho quite a great deal on the sunflower seeds and the white gardenias. It’s way cheaper than at the Muggle shop down her street. And the florist has wrapped the flowers up so neatly in newspapers for her, it looks like a proper bouquet. They’ve even placed the seeds inside a small cardboard box. She pockets the box carefully, cautious to not spill its content, and puts the flowers inside her large canvas bag, the one she always brings with her for weekend’s shopping days like this one. Cho pays the florist and thanks them before moving on with her shopping.

When it comes to shopping, Cho has never been good at keeping to her list. A maximalist at heart, her approach to it is to buy what she thinks she needs in the future. Hence why, the next thing Cho knows, she’s hauling a huge and heavy copper cauldron around. Flailing about as she tries to remember the spell for making things smaller. Her hands grasping at the cold copper.

“What is that spell again?” Cho huffs, finally placing the cauldron on the ground of the quieter part of Diagon Alley. She tugs her hair behind her ear and dusts off her hands. Looking around for familiar faces. When she spots one, she waves her hand at them and smiles apologetically, trying to get their attention. “Hey! Great to see you. Please tell me you remember first year spells better than I do.” 

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Narcissa’s heels clicked against the cobblestones of Diagon Alley as she walked with the authority of a witch who had put one too many small businesses into bankruptcy, ruin, and shame. She was on a mission today. Determined, even as shopkeepers, cart owners, and employees seemed to dodge out of her path, to figure out just who had run their mouth to her husband about her discussion with William. 

Her mission, which did include popping into Twilfitt and Tatting's to see just how small the fitting rooms had become, did not include being called out to like a peddler on the street. Blonde hair being tossed over her shoulder, Narcissa looked the young woman up and down. She couldn’t place her. Not one of Draco’s friends. Not the daughter of someone she knew. The girl was irrelevant. 

“I will admit I’ve never heard of this particular scam before but it won’t work on me.” She wouldn’t be getting a single galleon out of her purse for the opportunity for Narcissa to be in her downline or the cauldron to vanish the moment she set her wand upon it. “An owl to the Kwikspell Company would be in your best interest if you don’t wish to spend the rest of your days trying to swindle innocent pedestrians.”

anastasiadolohov​:

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If Anastasia were a lesser woman, of weaker body and mind, the threat of the birds might have sent her running straight back up to her room. She’d never seen anything like it - surely these birds did not reside in Russia? A bird like this didn’t seem like it would survive a harsh winter - it looked as though a strong gust of wind would knock it over. This was a strange place, but Anastasia needed to get used to the Malfoy ways. After all, it seemed as though she would not be a Dolohov for much longer.

The Malfoy’s seemed like the sort of people that holidayed in Spanish islands, not in Russian mountains. It was a shame, really, that her father thought these people were the best choice for her. Why couldn’t she have been pledged to Ivanov, or Belsky? But she knew that arguing was fruitless - if nothing else, it was likely that her father would petition the Malfoy’s to bring the wedding forward the more she complained. He was that sort of man. “They are lovely gardens,” Anastasia complimented, a small smile crossing her lips. “I can see that lots of work has gone into them. They must be your…hm, how you say, your joy and pride?”

“I’ve never seen a peacock before,” Ana confessed, turning to look back at the horrid birds. “How many roam these lands?” The bird was creeping closer, and Anastasia took another step back, further into the perceived safety of the manor. “Of course they bite,” Ana said in exasperation, throwing her hands into the air. “They look like little horrors. How can you bear for them to be in your lovely gardens?”

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Being blonde was a pro for the young Dolohov but her list of cons was far longer. A Russian in the Malfoy home, carrying the Malfoy name, and wearing the family jewels. Her own mother-in-law would be haunting the corridors before long, content to level Narcissa with a haughty look of judgement until the end of her own days. “How sweet of you to say. Pride and joy.” Five years in this country and Anastasia still hadn’t mastered conversation? They couldn’t take her anywhere until this was remedied. “Draco holds that title though the gardens are quickly rising through the ranks. Perhaps it would best for you to warn him flowers may take that accolade from him.” In her own time as an unmarried woman bearing a maiden name in an estate far larger than one she had occupied before, Narcissa had taken to learning all the ways a Malfoy woman carried herself. She expected the same of her future daughter-in-law. “Fifty or seventy. You’ll have to ask the ornithologist. He keeps track of these things.” A second eyebrow joined the first, lips pursing at the show of dramatics Anastasia was putting on. Draco needed someone intelligent, which she was, for a partner. Someone strong, a quality Narcissa thought was required in the cold barren home this Dolohov hailed from. 

“As I said, those horrors were a gift. Surely you’re used to horrific creatures. Bears, wolves, your boars and tigers. You’ll find none of those here. Just flamboyant peacocks strutting about the estate.” The head of said flamboyant fowl leaned in past the threshold of the outer door. A quick flash of her wand sent a stinging hex in its direction, finding a home between the beady murderous eyes of the bird with a taste for blood. “Flora and fauna aren’t in their palette. They’re carnivores.” Turning on her heel, the hem of her dress flowing behind her, Narcissa began her trek to her sitting rooms. A rarely used set of walls gifted to her once the marriage contract had been signed and the last golden threads of her wedding bond had disappeared from her pale wrist. It was only when she reached the door and didn’t hear the sounds of following footsteps that she looked over her shoulder, head tilting in confusion. “Do you require a formal invitation, Anastasia? Come.” 

bellalestrvnge​:

Who: Bellatrix & @nvmalfoy  Where: Lestrange Manor

“No, Cissa, I don’t know where your son is,” Bellatrix said over her shoulder, leading her sister through the entrance hall into the main parlour. “He’s not five, he’s perfectly entitled to come and go as he pleases. You can check the basement, if you’d like - I haven’t got him in a cage.”

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“When you say things like that it only convinces me you do have him in a cage.” Arms crossed, Narcissa followed her older sister through the Rookery. Her eyes raking over every door that could lead to the basement of this haunted home. 

“Show me where you’ve put him. I’m sure he needs something to make it feel more like home. How many pillows have you given him? Don’t tell me it’s only one.”

bellalestrvnge​:

Bellatrix quirked her eyebrow in amusement. “If your son wants to be in cages, that’s no business of mine. You have to let the young make their own choices sometimes, Cissa.” Rolling her eyes at her sister’s insistence, Bellatrix led Narcissa up towards the guest room currently occupied by Draco. “Two lovely plump pillows. I’m sure if he wanted more, or blankets, or anything he would ask Shanks. He is a grown man, Narcissa. And this is hardly the slums.”

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“Honestly, Bella. After I told Lucius you wouldn’t allow any harm to come to him and then I see what you let him do to his hair.” She sniffed. “Two? Only two? I didn’t realize education included a denial of basic comforts.” Catching up to Bellatrix, Narcissa fell into step beside her. “He’s hardly grown. To expect him to have all his needs met with one elf spread between the four of you. Slums would be a compliment.”

“It’s your responsibility to watch him. You’ve taken that on now that you’ve stolen my only child away from me.”