Supersoldiers Do Get Tired 😴 Insp.

i need more soft john content give me your entire stock

(walks out of movie theater covered in blood) i mean it was fine i guess

Tony: Who told Steve that kms means keep myself safe?

Peter: Listen, I panicked and accidentally said the wrong thing.

Steve, texting in the avengers group: I don't need backup for the mission! I'll kms.

Bucky Barnes during Airport Battle Captain America: Civil War 2016 | dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo

it’s gross that every aroace character’s identity is seen as a threat to fandom… that it becomes a battle of semantics and excuses to find ways to ignore it… maybe think about why a character not feeling romantic or sexual attraction (and possibly not being interested in those relationship/partnering) is so scary to you… why it threatens your enjoyment of media/fandom…

by malko

i love AUs where the avengers find out something batshit insane about peters past. they'll be having dinner, all having a good time, when suddenly they get jumpscared by shit like this

steve : "so, kid. what's with the webs? do you have any other weapons, or is that it?"

peter : "well, I know how to use a staff pretty well because I used to want to be donatello from teenage mutant ninja turtles, I'm learning how to use a bow, and I don't like using guns."

bruce : "any special reason for that last one?"

peter : "oh yeah my uncle was shot and killed during a robbery. he died in my arms."

bruce : "oh"

This may be my favourite scene from the whole movie,

Life and Death