While We're On The Topic Of Talking About Changes The Pjo Show Made That I Love, Im Glad They Didn't

What do you think happens in convent schools? It's not just lesbian sex and horrid teachers, guys. We also learn how to be bitches here

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

eye of the tiger plays as i enthusiastically jump out of bed and hit my head on an overhead lamp and remain unconscious for the rest of the day

I don’t if you can tell but I’ve been watching a lot of overly sarcastic production

being non american is just [knows where ohio is] [automatically translates timezones without effort] [enjoys a book written by someone in your country only to find out they now live in the us] [can convert miles to kilometres without thinking] [waking up at two in the morning for releases] [is referred to as minority online even though your country is the second most populated country in the world] ['no its colour not color stop autocorrecting dammit'] [automatically names your ocs brittany and olivia and blonde hair and green eyes] [clicking on what xyz are you quizzes and getting american results that you have a very vague idea about] [being expected to know what icarly is even though you were brought up on chotta bheem] [looking up queer history and its all american and stonewall and your own country completely being overshadowed] ['no i listen to diverse music, this singer is asian american, and this one is latin american']

Get yourself a person who doesn't feel insecure about you being very busy and doesn't feel scared about you having teeth and instead asks you to be their shark, who loves you enough to not convince you for a life you need to compromise for and instead urges you to live your dreams.

bitches will be like “my ot3 💕💕” and it’s a woman who could murder them, a guy who hasn’t had a good night’s sleep in six years, and another guy who almost got both of the other two murdered. it’s me i’m bitches

bee: "my laptop is overheating. i think it has a fever." eagle: "at least it has a better immunity system than you do." *cue indignant jaw dropping*

As someone who "won" in high school academics--who graduated with honors, won academic awards, was in the top 1% of test scores and of grades at the biggest high school in my state--the American educational system is built horribly, stacked against students, and is actively destroying the lives of people just as smart as I am for reasons they can't control.

i am soooooooo obsessed with ana dakkar. every five seconds she goes "i hope this thing explodes in his face" "i hope he stabs himself with the needle" "i hope he drowns" she has NO shame i love her