Literally My Favorite Type Of Tweet

and then turning around and saying "ay bahar AISE jaa rahi ho? kuch acchhe se pehen"

Desi culture is "hello? Fashion show jaa rahi ho?"

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

the dichotomy of reading billionaire romances and watching shameless

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

Percy Jackson episode 3 + text posts

Gilmore Girls (2000-2007)

Let's play indian insta bio bingo

Cake murder / encounter

A weird font you can't understand

Censoring words which don't need to be censored to the point you don't understand what tf it says

Anything along the lines of 'branded kamina '

Obnoxious use of emojis which make no sense

Written in a language the person themselves don't speak

getting drunk and going on pinterest to look at images there is just no feeling like it

The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

what a legend