STOP The Angst. Why Choose Angst When You Can Choose… HAPPINESS!!!!!! STOP MAKING ME CRY!!!!!

the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

"I'm too pretty for this" is a perfectly valid excuse for Sirius actually.

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

She doesn’t like you bro. She likes gay werewolves with repressed trauma and jumper collections.

In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day

"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"

"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"

"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"

"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"

"Uncle Jake is fat!"

At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"

(In unison) "Ooooooh!"

(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"

"Both, but I prefer Sir"

"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"

This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"

Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3

james potter eats lily’s pussy for breakfast, lunch and dinner and anyone who says otherwise is not only wrong but also delusional

Sirius: Father’s such a dick

Regulus: So am I

Sirius: ???

Regulus: Because you are what you eat

Sirius:

Sirius: Are you coming out to me?

Regulus: Yes

Sirius, shrugging: I’m a dick too, then

Regulus, nodding: Wait, are you also a vagina?

Sirius: Nope

Regulus: Me neither. But I am a cat

Sirius: I’m a dog

i fear i have started to obsessively check the activity tab to see how famous i have gotten in the last half hour