When Your Favorite Person Is Not Around.. That’s Sad.

*eats your pussy because I’m proud of you*

Ahhhh, my best friend! 🤣💀🎀

DON’T CHASE, ATTRACT.

I have to see this, I’m already laughing.

This Is the End (2013) dir. Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg

i cry for your organs if you genuinely substitute water with soda (x)

Reblog if you just wanna fuck the shit outta somebody like right now…or maybe just have them fuck you to sleep 😏

True

🤪yuh huurrd

BITCH I LIKE YOU WASSUP

Bottom lip sucker

I’m trying to get sucked off the bone for my birthday, nothing less. 🫡