Tim: I've Decided That If I'm Going To Be Chronically Ill And Fainting All The Time, I'm Going To Make

Oh no! Your homosexual situationship didn't work out! You have four options to proceed:

Graduate from murder cop to puppet fascist

Become a pit fighter and descend into alchaholism

Emerge from your chrysalis to become twink Jesus

Age 20 years, become a hater, and murder your ex

Dick: Don’t underestimate us! Our team motto is "maybe we’ll get lucky this time"

It’s December.. uh oh..

Bruce: Where’s Jason?

Dick: He’s uh, busy

Tim: Being an idiot.

Bruce: What kind of idiot?

Tim: The “everything is now on fire” kind

Grild chez X[

He def apologised a lot in the morning

vat7k shenanigans

the uno account says we can’t stack cards but who’s to say we can’t BE SILLY‼️

tommy tries to act all clever by beating uno but his family gets back at him and annhilates his ultra ego 😚

they take turns drawing carda: tommy > techno > wilbur > phil. tommy draws a +4 card, meaning the next person’s turn has to draw 4 more cards, becoming further from winning.

however, everyone LOVES breaking the rules, and techno, will, and phil JUST happen to also have +4 cards. all the +4 cards stack onto each other until it reaches tommy. tommy, being left with no more +4 cards, has to now draw 16 😢😢😢😢

it's not exactly your prompt but that's only because wade & peter start hooking up Long before spider-man and deadpool do

🕷️ written by me & nevi

AU where Jason, Cass and Damian meet in the League and cause so much chaos that a burnt out Ra's just dropped them with a note

"Two of them are yours the third one is free"

And Bruce rolls with it