Latest Posts by obeymefluff - Page 2

MC: Wow Mammon is so graceful and beautiful

Mammon: *trips on his own foot and falls onto the floor*

MC: Gorgeous

Ta-da! Fellow female weeb 🤗

If you’re a girl and you watch anime can you rb this, trying to prove a point to my bf ☺️☺️

The Brothers as Random Texts I've sent in the last 24 hours

Satan: I'm not FUCKING ANGRY I'm just being a sarcastic bitch

Leviathan: I'm not good at insulting people BUT IF I WAS You'd be SO roasted rn

Beelzebub: Currently eating a tomato like an apple because I want to eat but I also need to be healthy

Asmo: How do I brag without sounding like a narcissistic bitch

Belphegor, replying: You already are a narcissistic bitch

Asmo: I know but how do I not SOUND like one

Satan and MC in a car with Satan driving: ....

MC: SATAN YOU NEARLY RAN OVER LUCIFER

Satan: SHIT I MISSED

MC: SATAN NO

MC: I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a heart and a capacity to feel.

Belphegor: You take that back!

Lucifer: * sees the fun activity being done by other people on Devilgram*

Lucifer: Ok, we're going to put everything we love in this box as a family activity.

Asmodeus: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: No.

Satan: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: *sigh* No.

All the brothers and MC: ...

Beel, picking up MC: Can I put-

Lucifer: NO!

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

Incorrect Obey Me Quote #2

MC: I think I'm moronsexual.

Mammon: What? I thought you were MC, why didn't you tell me? :(

Incorrect Obey me quote:

Literally any other brother but Beel, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.

Lucifer, without bothering to look up from his newspaper and coffee: Good morning, problem child.

I'm certainly a supporter! (But I'm not entirely sure if I'm bi or not yet)

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Cooking for a Glutton

ss  Oh good lord MC, what have you gotten yourself into now?

  You had a huge crush on the Avatar of Gluttony, and it was fairly obvious to everyone but him. You would often go out of your way to “just hang out” with him, you would ask him what he wanted from a vending machine if you were using it, you would even look up the best restaurants in Devildom to take him there. Yet this dense boy still thought you were just so incredibly nice. But he’s cute so it’s ok.

 After getting some advice from Asmo on how to make him like you more, you were setting up the kitchen to attempt some Deviled Spider Eggs. (Just look at these if you don’t know what Deviled Eggs are.)This was a delicacy in Devildom, and you were sure Beel was going to love it. The problem was that you had never touched a frying pan in your life, but it can’t be that hard, right?

 Wrong.

 How did you manage to burn the spider eggs? You were supposed to boil them, not fry them. Now you can’t turn them into little boats! Even if you could, how are you supposed to get the yolk out now? You couldn’t save the first batch, but you didn’t have it in you to throw it in the trash. So you just left the fried eggs on a plate on the counter beside you, thinking that maybe you could save them or mix them with something else.

 The next two batches didn’t go so well either. While you did manage to boil the eggs this time, you cut them in half horizontally instead of vertically so they were always falling over and rolling around, getting the goop everywhere on the plate. The third batch wasn’t too bad, except that you had somehow mixed paprika with chili powder, so your taste test almost made you down the entire goat milk carton in the fridge. You were so busy working on your fourth batch of Deviled Spider Eggs that you didn’t even notice the red-haired demon coming up behind you.

 “What are you making, MC?” You nearly jumped high enough to hit the ceiling at those words as you whipped around and saw the huge and curious Beelzebub standing almost right behind you. His purple eyes were darting between the failed batches next to you and your deer-in-headlights expression.

“B-Beel! Hi! What are you doing here?” You managed to say to which he raises an eyebrow.

 “Um, getting food?” Of course he was, he was the Avatar of Gluttony. You internally facepalmed at your previous words and opted to block the sight of your most recent batch of Deviled Spider Eggs with your body. You stood up straighter and hid your hands behind your back, hopefully obscuring your surprise snack for the demon.

He wasn’t even paying attention to your movements, his eyes on your other failed attempts. They were mostly unrecognizable from the picture of the recipe you had seen on Devilgram, so you hoped those batches wouldn’t give away your surprise.

“Can I have those?” He pointed and you nodded. He started wolfing down the failed eggs as you took the distraction as an opportunity to work more on your most recent batch. You were certain this would be the most perfect dish you had ever attempted to make; you had boiled the eggs, you had cut them in half vertically, and you made sure you had used paprika this time. Everything seemed perfect until you noticed that the previous batches had already been devoured and Beel was now watching you sprinkle the paprika on the giant spider eggs. “Are those Deviled Spider Eggs?”

“Umm...yes? I’ve been trying to practice my cooking so I started with these. Were the other ones ok?” You didn’t want him to know your feelings just yet, so you avoided telling him why you had been practicing your cooking.

 “The other ones were nice, but those look perfect!” His eyes only left the food to give you a big smile. You could feel your face heat up as you looked back at the eggs you had spent hours trying to perfect. They certainly looked somewhat close to the ones you had seen on Devilgram, but Beel complimenting them made them seem even better now.

 “Want to help me taste test? I don’t think I can eat all of them on my own.” You offered, to which he nodded excitedly and immediately reached for the nearest delicacy. He popped several in his mouth at a time while you grabbed one and nommed on it. It tasted like one of those Deviled Eggs you had eaten in the human world, with some added unknown flavor from the spider eggs. Needless to say, it tasted amazing. Before you had even eaten three, Beel had finished the other ones with a satisfied grin on his face.

 When you asked if they tasted ok to him, he looked over to you with a big grin on his face and nodded. “Those were amazing. Are you going to practice cooking again soon?”

You laughed at how cute his excited face was and said, “ If it means you’ll help me taste test whatever it is, of course I will!”

Sorry if this was OOC, I’m just practicing.

Oh my god these are so adorable~! I want them all❤

The scenarios are really adorable uwu. Can I request headcanons when the kids are already, like they can speak and walk, and cause some trouble.

I’m sorry it’s so late! I hope it’s okay😁💞

-

Their baby’s grown up! (Brothers and Diavolo)

Lucifer:

- their toddler insists she always sits on Lucifer’s lap while he’s working

- She’ll point at every document on his desk going “what’s that?”

- Always rats out MC to her daddy by saying stuff like ‘mummy said you’re really handsome’

- She always runs straight into Diavolo’s arms when Lucifer is visiting the Prince before he even has a chance to stop her

Mammon:

- Their toddler always steals his sunglasses and puts them on when he’s not looking so that she can “look like Daddy!”

- She doesn’t keep any of Mammon’s secrets, if he’s plotting something, their little girl will go running straight up to MC going “daddy’s being naughty again!”

- She’ll follow Mammon around wherever he goes because she loves him so much and finds him so fascinating

Levi:

- their toddler will sit for hours on end in front of the fish tank just gawping at Henry 2.0

- He’ll be a really cute and quiet toddler and won’t ever cause any trouble, he’s just content with sitting with Levi on his lap as they both watch an anime together

- He always tells Mammon off when him and Levi are squabbling - he will always take his Daddy’s side and pout at the second eldest brother!

Satan:

- oh boy Satan and MC’s girl is such a diva, and she has his wrapped around her tiny finger

- She will pull this very distinct pout face whenever she wants something from him (usually snacks) and he always gives in

- Tells Satan to “shh” when he’s reading aloud and insists that he listens to her babble as she attempts to read her baby book

- Loves sleeping in his and MC’s bed in between them

Asmo:

- their little girl is just like her daddy, she always asks him to paint her nails or brush her hair which he happily obliges to

- MC will always walk into their bedroom to see Asmo and their girl at their ‘salon’ doing each other’s nails

- “You sit down Mummy, I’ll do your nails next”

- She always needs a haircut because her curly blonde hair is always getting in the way of her face

- Likes to copy all of Asmo’s dramatic hand movements

Beel:

- their toddler is always telling Beel off for coming near her food, she’ll shout “NO! My food - off!” And will wave her little hand at him

- Constantly asks Beel to carry her on his shoulders, she’ll look at him with big eyes and go “up!” as she wiggles her fingers

- MC always finds her trying to break into the cupboards in the kitchen to find a snack

- Refers to her Uncle Belphie as “moo” because he’s got a cow pillow

Belphie:

- their toddler is constantly worrying MC sick because he will disappear for ages and she will always find him napping in the weirdest places

- Cries a lot because he’s always wanting a snooze, he loves being held a lot by MC

- They have to watch what they say around him because he’ll pick up anything that Belphie says (it didn’t go down well once when the toddler shouted “stupid Lucifer!” Over and over)

Diavolo:

- she’s quite mischievous but Diavolo lets her get away with it, if he’s having an important meeting over the camera, he’ll let her sit on his lap and babble to the random demons on the computer

- He’ll always find her sat on his throne pretending to be a princess which melts his heart

- She always passes little love notes to MC from Diavolo while he has a big grin on his face (their toddler and him are always doing cute things for her mummy)

Yes, I do requests!

  Obviously, fluff is dominant on this blog, but angst can be requested. NSFW requests are out of the question because I’m uncomfortable with that. Ask box should be open now!

Maliaahan, avatar of bean bags

‪find your obey me! demon name & what your avatar of!‬

‪• first 2 letters of your first name‬

‪• first consonant of your last name‬

‪• second letter of your middle name (or parent’s name)‬

‪• last vowel of your first name‬

‪• add the last three letters of your fave demon bro’s name‬

‪• thing closest to your left is what you are avatar of‬

Happy Birthday!

 It’s the best bois Beel and Belphie’s birthday today!

Study Cuddles

  First post! I don’t know what to say so just read this fluffy interaction with Belphie.

   You had exams coming up. Not only did you have your daily tasks from being an exchange student, now you had exams on subjects vastly different from the university courses in the human world. Spellcasting was difficult, Soul-taking was unsettling, and even PE was way more extreme than you had hoped it to be. At least your culinary classes had helped you cook things not especially harmful to humans, or feed Beel when it turned out they were more harmful than you’d like. Math was at easier than all your other classes, as you had a few years to learn algebra before you even got to this hellish college. But this algebra question on your study guide had you stumped. You had been sitting at a table in the cafeteria for hours doing your assignments, studying for the exams only a few days away. Lucifer had been pestering you about it until you gave in. Your room would have felt too cramped with all the textbooks everywhere, so you moved to the cafeteria. You began to regret it, however, as your back began aching a few hours into the study spree. You had been so focused on your work and your pained back that you hadn’t noticed the footsteps behind you.

“What are you doing here?” You jumped ever so slightly at the sleepy voice and turned around to face violet eyes brimming with curiosity under a fringe of black and white. “You should be sleeping.”

 “Why? What time is it?” You replied as you turned back around to check your D.D.D. It was 11:00 at night. So you had been studying for 9 hours straight. “Oh. I-i hadn’t realized-” You cut yourself off, flustered that Belphegor, of all people, had caught you this late studying. “Wait, why aren’t you asleep? You’re always sleepy, so why are you awake?

Your question had visibly caught him off guard, and he stumbled over his words while responding with “I...I couldn’t sleep.” Couldn’t sleep?! You’re the Avatar of Sloth, how can you not sleep? Your head was full of questions and claims contradicting his answer. Just as you were about to ask them, however, you noticed his puffy eyes and hesistated. He had been crying. That’s why he wasn’t asleep.

“What’s wrong?” You weren’t sure how else to ask him; you weren’t sure what else to ask him. All you knew in that moment was that he needed comfort. He stayed silent at your question and sat down to your left on the uncomfortable bench. He looked incredibly sad in that moment, and your heart ached for you to do something about it. It pained you to see him that way and not know what to do to help him. He leaned forward onto the table, crossing his arms and laying his head down. You could definetly see him shaking slightly, and your heart shattered.

“Well, I’m going to keep studying. You can stay with me if you want.” Belphie didn’t make any move to acknowledge you. He just sat there, unmoving and silent. You tried to direct your attention back to your textbook, but hadn’t even gotten through a few sentences before you glanced back at Belphie. He hadn’t moved a muscle. You reached up with your left hand and stroked his back, feeling him shake beneath your touch. His breathing evened out slightly, and he slowly calmed himself down as you tried to focus on your textbook.

“MC?” His voice was somewhat calm now, and you hummed in responce. “Can I stay here? Just for a while?” He turned his head to face you now, and you could see the pink on his cheeks. Giving him a warm smile, you nodded. He sat up suddenly and wrapped his arms around you, holding you close as if he never wanted to let go. You hesitated before returning it, and there you stayed for what must have been a solid 3 minutes. He finally released you and you could feel tingling where he had hugged you. He sat silent for a bit, his face a bright red for a few seconds. You couldn’t help but giggle at how flustered he was in that very moment. He stood up from his place at your side. “Scoot forward, I have an idea.” He said, facing away from you to hide his still pink cheeks. You raised an eyebrow, then shrugged and did as he asked. He sat behind you  with his legs outside yours and wrapped his arms around your torso, leaning on your back and placing his head on your shoulder.

“There, now I can sleep comfortably and you can study.” He said, smiling widely. You could feel your cheeks flush at his touch and leaned forward. You mind was racing, and you desperately tried to distract yourself with the textbook in front of you. He turned his head to the side and lay still as your mind raced. Your heart was thumping so loud you thought it might burst. How could he sleep so peacefully with your heart this loud? Surely he could hear it. Yet he still lay perfectly still, softly breathing. You could feel his chest rising and falling against your back, and before long your eyelids felt very heavy. It wasn’t long before you found yourself laying down on top of the textbook you needed to study, on the cusps of sleep.

Studying for that exam will have to wait until tomorrow.