Rowland from Devil on my Shoulder to match Payne for @dear-lucrow 💕
“If Aang hadn’t run away Katara would be the avatar” “If Aang hadn’t been frozen in ice Yue would’ve been the avatar” wrong. Aang dies with the rest of the air nomads and the Fire Nation does everything to invade the northern and southern water tribes but has no luck until some 16 years later when Fire Lord Azulon gets jumped by some random swamp girl covered in mud and vines and she proceeds to absolutely whallop him. She is never heard from again by any government entity but the people of the earth kingdom tell stories about the wandering hag who will yell at spirits while eating bugs for years to come. She is then reincarnated as The Boulder
School. Man I want it to be OVER
And we are correct.
@obituaryobliterater and I deliberated long and hard about this
Pppffff
Alecto having a Nona-esque personality vs. Alecto essentially being the personified wrath of the earth presented in ye old english are both great interpretations but a combination of both is just supreme.
*Alecto enters battle, sword swinging with unstoppable force*
"Thou art my enemy and I shall destr- HI DOGGY!"
*tosses a frightened cohort soldier away to pet said dog*
MUTILATE UNTIL IT’S YOURS
"explain your favorite book but terribly"
Dumbass bitch wielding a sword goes to a murder mystery party and thinks lady who wants to kill her is hot and inevitably dies for her childhood nemesis because she doesn't know what normal affection is
Thinking about John Gaius and that fucking Barbie doll. He’s still a little boy playing with Barbies. He turned dead teenagers into dolls. He turned Gaia into a doll. He turned all his friends into dolls. It’s his MO. Every planet he kills becomes part of his Barbie dream house. His empire has no living parts. It’s all built from bones and plastic. It’s fantastic. Come on Barbie let’s go party.