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Peridot shows Lapis what good music is

looks like an angel (but is not)

tired Lapis dealing with her younger siblings for the 348123412th time

honestly what a mood

omg another fav memory is when ok there was this fake su facts blog that would lie and have the linked source be something stupid and there was this thing they posted back when sardonyx arc was being hyped up and people didn't know who sardonyx was gonna be that was like "according to rebecca sugar sardonyx has been hiding in plain sight this whole time" and the linked source was a gif of amethyst shape shifted as pearl smacking her own ass except people didn't know how to click on links and that fake fact was spread around so much eventually making it past the context of the original post until I think ian jq had to make a twitter post that was like "stop lying about things"

idk

anime isn't real

i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

Take a nap with lil’ Steven.

I guess Peri is that kind of parent who can’t handle a crying baby, she’ll need her wife/girlfriend Lapis’s help.

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