Something So Profoundly Fucked Up Between The Inverse Ratio Of Shrinking Middle Class And Ever Increasing

lilo and stitch did a better job at representing everything s*a tried to do with music and lilo isn’t even “““canon autistic””” 

ADHD: *puts off doing small but necessary tasks for weeks on end because they just seem too haaaaaaard*

also ADHD: *drops everything and spends 14 hours straight doing 150% of an unnecessary and highly-involved task that no one asked for without taking a single break to eat or pee*

Some thoughts on storytelling.

ADHD and autism is basically being considered rude for the dumbest reasons

adhd culture is plugging in your headphones ready to bOp and then two hours later realising you haven’t actually pressed play

important personality test: if you had wings, would you rather have insect wings, bird wings, or bat wings?

READ. EVERY. WORD. OF. THIS. Account of a medical team out in St. Paul last night.

Link to original tweet thread.

Me: Hi, this is Ebony at work; how can I help you today?

Customer: Oh wow

Me: Is everything alright?

Customer: Oh yes, it’s just that you’re so good at this, I thought you were a recording at first

Me, internally: Your, “most people only call me a robot *after* they know I’m Autistic,” joke is an inside thought until you can get to Tumblr; same with the, “script writer,” bit.

Me: Ha, can you tell I’ve been doing this for a while?

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate