Oddityvvitch - Local Forest Witch

Whos the funniest character in stardew valley and why is it the wizard.

Bro fucked off to the woods and refuses to normally engage in anyone. He wears a wizard hat and robes everywhere, regardless of season. His ex-wife took the furniture but he had magical back ups?? Half of them are just books on the floor anyways. She also took his special spell ink he needs But he can't bear facing her, Mx. Farmer has to get it from her. Does it look like she's moved on?? Wait no don't tell him. Her floor circle to get to and from her place is in his basement. The divorce went so bad she's cursing the valley. He might've fucked someone's wife and had a kid. Makes one helluva maze for spirit's eve each year though.

"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"

One of my FAVOURITE ship dynamics to write or read in fics is when two characters are basically already a couple but they just haven't realised it yet. They call each other up at like 3am, they cuddle, they sleep in the same bed, they fall asleep in each other's arms, they hold hands, they practically live together, they talk about having a ~ special connection ~, they just haven't actually kissed or done the do or talked about their feelings yet so they're still both like "but I just don't know if they like me in that way!!"

STOP

know what?

-CHEWS YOUR COMPUTER CABLES-

oh my god

Sorry mama Leech, a wedding is the worst thing you could have said lmao

online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

Life is short - And Octavinelle wants you to appreciate it!

...That took a while. My sister sended me a video and said: Octavinelle. She is always such an inspiration! I just had to do it, but because I can only draw and not edit videos or something well...now listen to Azul and appreciate art!! Nah, don't worry. I had much fun and I hope you like it~

Under the cut is the original clip for you:

that is in fact me

Some poor suffering gobs!!

Sir?!?! 😨🥵

SIR???!!!???? 😍