The Charlatan

saw someone misspell "stochastic terror" as "socratic terror" so I'd like to clarify that stochastic terror is the public demonization of a person or group resulting in the incitement of a violent act that seems random but is not, while "socratic terror" is what every athenian felt when they went down to the agora in the 5th century and saw an old man with a beard approaching them

but are you??

wip 🐺

Can I ask for 33. 'I love you' (maybe the first time or maybe the xth time) from the soft prompt list with lambden? Thank you 💕

33 - "I love you" Aiden/Lambert. Short but sweet!!

Aiden had been in one of his slightly manic moods all day, to the point where he'd probably be able to give Geralt's Bard a run for his money with his jokes and his dramatics. Luckily for him, Lambert had moved past the urge to shove him into the nearest body of water (mainly because they hadn't come across any for the last few hours) and had tried to settle into silent indifference. Unluckily, this also meant that Aiden had doubled his efforts in order to get some sort of reaction.

They were sat at their campfire, Aiden giggling as Lambert discovered his latest practical joke. Wild flowers tied around one of the spare daggers Lambert kept in his pack (he didn't even try to figure out when Aiden had managed that), the handle no longer visible due the the foliage. He shook his head, giving a long suffering sigh through his nose as he lazily pointed the dagger at the Cat.

"You're lucky I love you."

"What?"

"What?" Lambert froze. Shit. He'd said that out loud.

He ducked his head, pretending to busy himself with trying to untie a clump of small blue flowers as Aiden's boots came into view, the Cat taking the blade and tilting Lambert's chin, encouraging him to look at him.

"Want me to pretend I didn't hear that?"

Lambert rested his hands on Aiden's waist, taking a moment to admire the way the firelight danced in his eyes.

"...No."

every fic where paul takes feyd-rautha as his concubine be like

there’s a certain edit of rience and jaskier with empathy by crystal castles on tiktok that makes me want to raid the rience/jaskier tag on ao3

Limited palate quick drawing of Iorveth! Everyones fav elf!!!

Gonna do a couple more of these!

Prokopenko, looking at Kavinsky: he's got that sadness in his eyes you only see in eastern european pornos Swan: he IS eastern european, in fact you both are you absolute TWAT Kavinsky: imma kill you both, motherfuckers

Tried something different. This is so messy and rough but I think I needed that ;u;

Also green is not my fave color so it was challenging but also fun to experiment with different hues of green here

i don't know if there is a single fandom for whom i have more admiration than the inception girlies. like damn. the main ship has literally 2:23 seconds of screen time together (and that's including times they aren't actually interacting, one is simply mentioning the other) and i know the fandom is not solely this one ship -- the film itself is basically custom build for fandom in terms of the potential world building and development of characters who are mostly composed of clever inferences and powered by charismatic performance -- but still. 2 minutes 23 seconds from a film that came out 13 years ago and the fandom (while obviously smaller/less active than it's peak era) is still going strong. you guys are indestructible gremlins of creativity, god-tier meta, and (fittingly for a fandom that arguably originated in a livejournal kink meme) deeply deeply horny. i respect and fear you all.