I Learned About Myself This Year Is That I Have A Primal N Latex Kink. I’m Allergic To Latex Btw

I love being a multi shipper tbh like wanna see me crash tf out about imaginary gay dudes ? Wanna see me do it again? Lmao

Kaminari: Hey, what happened to Midoriya? He lay on the floor for like 15 minutes.

Uraraka: Don't pay attention to him, he's just a little stunned

Kaminari: What happened?

Todoroki with a sigh: Bakugou smiled at him

Izuku has no hope in his crush ever liking him back for many reasons - one being that recently Kacchan’s always saying he’s doing stuff “for his future wife.” “Gotta stay in shape for my future wife.” “Gotta be the best chef for my future wife.” That sort of thing.

So it’s no surprise to Izuku when he’s watching old home videos at his mom’s place and he hears 4-year-old Kacchan say, “I gotta be a hero for my future wife!”

Izuku’s mom chuckles and says, “I forgot Katsuki-kun used to call you ‘his future wife.’”

Izuku drops his chopsticks.

“why are you in fandom when you’re 20+”

because we built this kingdom, motherfuckers, with the trekkie zine housewives before us. 

託されるもの | 洋 [pixiv]  Translated by dattebanyaa

NaruSasu SasuNaru !!!!

And a Nalu :p Because i also love it

He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting up in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices:                                                ‘To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!’

@noodles-and-tea you knew what I was going to do 😂

(Deku is spider-man in @noodles-and-tea AU)

–– those   c u n n i n g   f o l k