YIPPEEEYAYYYYY SILLIEST OF MAN!!

[Mr Garrison's Johnny]

Small correction on my part: Johnny Wardman is early 30s (32-33) but all of the stress in his life made him look so much older.

- He used to be a priest before running away for failed love life with Molly. Loverat is slang for adulterer, do with that information as you will

(He's shared custody with @requ1mearrow, co-author of the rest of AUs that come after White Lie)

SCREAMMMM TYYSSMM this is so fucking cool holy shit. AAAHHHHH><♡♡♡♡

⛧ Shining Star ⛧

@oldmen-enjoyer Hey, hey! I'm done! I guess it's not quite what you expected, but I tried not to screw it up, considering my screen distorts the colors a bit…BUT! I did it though, I love Garrison, I could eat him up. *winks*

I'm not sure still how Tumb is working, so xd need, extra hashtags….?

Also, I've been experimenting a bit with some things, so maybe it's a bit messy or noisy to the eye….

Your art fucks, hits the follow button so hard it explodes (but in a /pos whay)

THANK YOU <3 glad fellow old man enjoyer found me

@zzoupz drew you some of your Gary gaga before I sunk back into Goth Rules! AU blackhole once again

@hammy-art @cloudiurmoon I forgot but you two def should dm me on discord (I can't bear the tumblr dm, I'll send my username first tho) (I FORGOT TO ASK. I BEEN WANTING TO TALK BUT IM TOO, STUNNED) (<ANDSHY)

Anyway amen, I'll bite all of you/pos

I'm really glad you do so! Here's bonus one:

Someone was telling me that Wilson looks like sweeny tod. Which yeah, i know, i posted about it before. BUT THEN they go as far as to say that fucking SPAMTON looks like WILSON, which in turn would mean SPAMTON LOOKS LIKE SWEENY TOD ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[ || The Spider and The Spore || ]

This is, AU? variant? Of Miguel O'hara that's one of many unfortunate victims that have an attempt replacement done by (our) Miguel in the past. But by some miracle of Alchemax science, managed to survived and now forever imprisoned by Miguel to be used as some kind of tool of judgement (read: this headass kill). But this relationship is self-destruction by default. They understood eachother but they also want to strangle eachother.

Summary of The Cannon Event: Miguel O'hara attempt to replaced Omiguel on his way to his twin daughter (Gabrielle) and son (Gabri) birthday. He almost successfully does so. But Omiguel's Alyla caught onto his false disguise and alert his family after many days of suspicions and fears. They found out minor details that don't added up and eventually Omiguel himself, heavily injured and disfigured, thrown away in some building. The timing of his discovery piled up with many things that eventually made the world collapsed on its own weight and trigger the Cannon Event (tm). During the burning madness, Miguel have to killed Tempest Monroe (Omigg wife) in self defense. But with all of his effort, he still failed to save the two children who accidentally died by his own hands too, in a way. With another family death and the Omiguel he trying to replaced end up still living. He choose to imprisoned the man (soon discovered that the guy can't literally be killed) and trying to solve their issues somehow. Socialising outside his tower of solitude is uncommon occasion due to his highly unstable condition (99.9% "a thing" Omiguel is!) But any socialising is good. PLEASE send your spidey interacting with him. He literally try n sworn to held restraint and be nice.

I made this at 11 pm with NO sleep.

People who love flower symbolism, here's a list for you: Petunias (Tempest Monroe), Forget-Me-Nots (Gabrielle & Gabri), Narcissus Pheasant Eyes (Omiguel), Pheasant Eyes (the three), Blue Spider Lily (Gabriella/Miguel's)

Omigg gene splicing is based on parasitic fungi that specifically targeted Arachnids. Made of that what you will.

[Unedited so their colors is more visible]

[There's currently no reference for POST-murder OMiguel yet but I'm drawing it later. All you need to know that his face is very VERY scarred.]

*Game theory intro start playing*

I think it’s kinda funny some people still think that Jevil and Spamton are dead even though they’re still talking. 

It also makes me wonder: Would that mean Kris was dead this whole time??

Have anyone in Elden Ring community want to take this mf in bed?

Like "yeah bestie I'm maidenless because you're the maiden I want like fuck them bitches I only want you"

This is self-indulge