Nevermind This Kid Is Perfect To Play Percy 💀

If mommy likes it,then it's gold and no one can talk bad about it

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31% on Rotten Tomatoes

35% on Metacritic

2/5 on Empire

1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone

“a massively overqualified cast”

“What went wrong? Everything, actually.”

“No one has to fake a bad review of this”

“The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

95% of Google users liked it

89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it

The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)

My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something

Citare Ralph Spaccatutto 2 con Percy Jackson è da geni

Making a reference to Wreck it Ralph 2 with Percy Jackson's characters is for geniuses

[collective dramatic gasps]

Meg: Hi

[Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Hazel, Frank, Nico and Reyna draw their weapons while Leo breaks a glass bottle and wields it like a shiv]

Meg: Woah, woah guys! I'm a demigod too!

Annabeth: What a kind of demigod, are you?

Piper: Can you charmspeak people?

Meg: No

Nico: Can you raise the dead?

Meg: No?

Hazel: You were dead?

Meg: No!

Frank: Can you shapeshift in animals?

Meg: No?

Leo: Can you set fire to yourself?

Meg: No!

Percy and Annabeth: Cursed?

Meg: No!

Jason and Reyna: Kidnapped or enslaved?

Meg: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

Percy: Did your life get fucked up because a god showed up?

Meg: YES! What is up with that?!

Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Leo, Hazel, Frank, Nico & Reyna: She IS a demigod!

Il primo trailer di SHAZAM! Sono così eccitato The first SHAZAM! trailer! I'm so excited