Neil’s Favorite Game Is “i’m Going To Say Something Unhinged As Fuck With No Context And Watch

hello!! i’m back for another milestone celebration! thank you to everyone following me and for supporting my works 🥰  i don’t really have the energy for a big celebration yet, so here’s something small to thank y’all for putting up with me 

to celebrate with me:

✦ follow me!

✦ reblog this post!

✦ send me an ask with a gv pairing + emoji for a 200 word drabble!

✦ mutuals special: send me an ask with 🔪  and i’ll vibe check you as a horrible book i’ve read

that’s it! blacklist #tiffs3.6k if you don’t want to see posts from this celebration!

aftg x princess mononoke 💥

Please don’t repost!

But do follow me on instagram! 💗

My piece for the @aftgpridezine 🏳️‍🌈 something about aro kevin just hits different

jordeclan....... (ref)

Me and my mutuals

Keep your chin up king, how else are vampires supposed to be able to reach your neck?

inej ghafa - the wraith _____________________________________________ character belongs to @lbardugo please do not repost, but do find me on instagram!

AFTG characters reading thirst tweets (tweets stolen Ben Barnes and Andrew Garfield’s thirst tweet videos though I obviously changed names and some other stuff) (no I didn’t include all of the characters but I might do more with other characters for my own entertainment)

This is for my own amusement and not to be taken seriously

“I would let Jean Moreau spit in my mouth and I would use it as mouth wash”

Jean: not to kink shame but get help

“Jeremy Knox are you free February 14th because I am free February 14th and I would like to hang out with you on February 14th when I am free so please let me know if you’re free to hang out February 14th because I would like to hang out on February 14th when I am free.”

Jeremy: aw that was really wholesome

Alvarez: don’t worry they get worse

Jeremy: shit. Anyway I am not free on February 14th for reasons I will not disclose in a buzzfeed video

“Andrew Minyard making everyone have dirty thoughts every time some sports magazine posts a picture of him. He could beat the shit out of me and I’d say thank you.”

Andrew: *glances at crew, face blank*

Wymack: *loud sigh in the background*

“Can we talk about how gorgeous Kevin Day is for a sec? Like that man is fucking beautiful. I’d let him eat crackers in bed.”

Kevin: … why would I eat in bed?

“I can’t believe Allison Reynolds invented being sexy.”

Allison: well you should

“Matthew Boyd is thicc and woke”

Matt: thank you???

“If Aaron Minyard ever kills me DO NOT PROSECUTE HIM because he caught ME slipping that is on ME”

Aaron: people on the internet need more therapy than I do. And a better understanding of the legal system.

“Yes, the rumors are true. I am a slut for Danielle Wilds.”

Matt: *in the background* SAME

Dan: thank you for the compliment? I mean we don’t slut shame in this house

“95% of the reason I love Exy is because of Neil Josten’s ass in those shorts.”

Neil: *opens mouth to go on a rant about all the other reasons they should love exy*

“I want Laila Dermott to smash a laptop on my tits.”

Laila: *wheezing, slides out of chair to the floor* BOUNDARIES. Treat your tits better, please.

Sleepy

No one is dying today.